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happen we can't allow that to become normality or normalcy what I will say and what I can see is that

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I'm very happy to be bringing a new beast into the stream in the form of Polish dates ladies and

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gentlemen do we have something there a soundboard perhaps Polish Polish dates these guys are only 49

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cents in the wrong offer so we don't know how good they are we don't really know if there are any use

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or if indeed they could cause any potential damage look at this lad here fat 32 there he is I've got

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something very special to talk to you about with this guy because there's a comment I just looked

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at the comments underneath these videos and someone was going I love the guy who just comes on the scene

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and says fat 32 and then someone has wrote underneath that is me but then he hasn't gone on just pop the

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bag on these and they do smell a bit and I'm hoping that you don't have to fucking cook these or anything

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do you I remember seeing the fella in Indiana Jones eat a poisoned date that I think a little monkey had

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left on his plate or something I think it's okay I think that's okay

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or should I say the dates are actually okay and I'm not dead

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thank you very much for the tip there Dara Dermody says here in Munich at the moment does Tom have any tips on what to see Tom can't join us at the moment but hopefully in due course we don't know we'll just have to wait and see Conrad thank you very much for the tip

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Schult 32 thank you very much in the average and auxiliary Phoenix again I just want to reiterate my

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thanks this isn't too bad I mean it's not really cutting the mustard in so far as Uncle Tisky because Uncle Tisky calls round he really makes you feel warm he gives you a hug he makes you just feel as though all your troubles are slipping out that window

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but um it doesn't make for a good long-term plan for your life this guy seemingly had a great long-term investment made on the day of the purchase he made for Windows 98 let's just have a look at this guy here we don't we don't know whether or not because you can't really fucking believe anything on the internet so we don't know if that's the guy who commented underneath the video but look at those green slacks those green chinos and that shirt as well it's a perfect combination of the

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we can turn that up so you can turn that up so you can hear him say the immortal line

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yeah a little bit of fucking sass there as he as he says what's up he's going what's up what's up fat 32 look at that snarl he's got the snarl of a lion tonight

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um the c-a-b thank you very much i don't know if that's a cab like a taxi or the criminal assets bureau but if you are at the criminal assets bureau and you're tuning in well done you've got a great taste in streams and a flem bag and nine mil jill thank you very much for your tip there though

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we got a gunshot sound effect there i've got this little soundboard it could be good

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nintendo gunshot have we got a gunshot maybe this

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that was dynamite uh but we will see anyways what we can rustle up throughout the next hour or two

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um he's got the fat 32 swagger this guy if we if we scroll down wanty thank you very much for the uh tip he says snarls barclay

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we go down here we go down here and you've got this uh lovely big wall of text which is typical of your associated press archive videos they have this big wall of text the uh cameraman affixed to the video tom tom tombole away boys thank you very much there tombole away for that i am absolutely terrified with that little tip that you've just left because it says 32 fat 32

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how about that some i'm really putting the fucking comedy soundboard selection to good use i don't i can't even hear these but i'm just going on instinct for that agnostic guys flen back thank you very much um

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thank you very much um we go down here and we can see i just love the guy that says fat 32

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frankie brosnan's payslip thank you very much there and fab 32 thank you very much there i'm having another date in honor of uh fab 32 and big big mc eugene thank you very much are you well because you're looking well thank you very much for the tip

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um

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higgins isn't simple i just love the guy that says fat 32 12 replies

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stars 26 more than fa 16

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was me what's up here we go and this was two years ago a guy called rems

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thank you very much there for the tip eugene

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uh so he says was me what's up and then somebody writes back straight away well maybe a year later a year away

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was it seriously you

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i just made a comment about you

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on the linus tech tips video

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young people try windows 98

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go to the video

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sort the comments by new

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you should see my comment

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if you see this before too much more time passes

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okay yeah so you should see my comment if you see this before too much time passes

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but uh we actually don't know whether or not that's a legitimate

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source uh the original guy and he hasn't

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wrote back and then nobody

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has even wrote to him

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douglas willinger four weeks ago writes

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where was this located

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as in this actual store bit anyway you can't really

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unless it's written in here i'm just scanning it you can't

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actually see here it doesn't really say

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thank you very much there irish gamer girl

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uh checked up on charlie and the monkey it turns out two weeks after he went missing a couple of pygmy

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marmosets were born in a wildlife park in helensburg one called charlie

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classic agnostic reincarnation question mark

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great to see the alcohol free stream date

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well thank you very much and that's an interesting scenario maybe he was um

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kidnapped and then just respawned in a fucking new zoo or something

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monkey wars a new zoo

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such is the way here i'm trying to go on like a little bit of a rabbit hole

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twist and turn to see who this rems guy is but i've already been my attention is being

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lured away by the suggested videos at the side

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someone called gabe newell blue screen

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don't worry most recently i'm trying to get back to it

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sorry about your ears there but we've got a michael moore situation

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a real bowling for Columbine scenario.

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This isn't working.

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But 2.4 million views, though.

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This must be good in some shape or format.

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Owen, thank you very much for the tip.

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And Mr. Fingless, thank you very much.

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We decided to try to answer that question

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in the context of a product announcement.

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We said, why don't we partner with our customers?

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Let's use this as an opportunity to bring them in.

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I've never seen it.

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Where they have as much...

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It's a great suit set up,

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and he hasn't really...

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He's not used to wearing suits all the time

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because the back of that collar is popped.

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...of a role in bringing this new product forward.

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Okay, so Gabe Newell is the owner of Steam.

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Okay, so he must be doing pretty well for himself.

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You know, we'll start off by doing an update

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to a three-year-old game

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and plant clues throughout this

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so that they can figure out that...

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I'm just waiting to see what the sizzle point is of this video.

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It's 1 minute 39,

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so there must be something very big he's about to say here.

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Something's going on and decodes satellite data and so on.

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And so I wanted to touch really briefly on that

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and answer some of these questions

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that are in the minds of our fans about what we're going to do.

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So I'm going to go and talk about that next.

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Tech fail, it's a tech fail everybody.

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It's a blue screen of death on stage.

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Tech fail.

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So...

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Thank God I haven't had a tech fail just yet.

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Could happen though.

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That's what I get for working at Microsoft.

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On stage.

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I can imagine that.

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I've had tech fails on a stage before.

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It's...

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And it's...

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It's real character building shit.

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It's...

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You know, you bury it.

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You bury it at the back of your mind.

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But I mean, I...

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I'd say he doesn't really...

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Get phased by them too much.

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Because...

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He's the owner of fucking Steam.

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So you could just go to bed on...

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On your own Steam.

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At the end of the night.

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Without really fucking worrying about a blue screen tech fuck up.

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Pretty close to the end of my presentation anyhow.

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And...

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I just want to thank everybody here for the award.

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And...

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Especially I wanted to thank my wife.

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Lisa.

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For being here tonight.

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And for being here for all those years.

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So...

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Good luck figuring it out.

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Thanks again.

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I don't get it.

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I don't get why it's got 2.4 million.

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Views.

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Is it just slagging off fucking Microsoft or something?

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Regardless.

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There was a thread that I was working towards there.

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Which was...

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Who is this guy that made the comment?

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And is it really the guy who made that comment in the video?

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Was me.

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What's up?

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Thank you very much for the tip there.

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Boner gems.

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And porridge.

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Thank you very much there.

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He's lost a lot of weight.

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Has Gabe.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Thank you very much for the tip.

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And let me know that.

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Fair play to Gabe.

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For losing the weight.

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I suppose maybe it becomes like a kind of a...

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A health thing really.

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Doesn't it?

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Rather than a fucking...

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Aesthetic thing.

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You know?

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The older you get.

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Could be putting more strain on the old ticker.

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Tickery doodah.

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So I clicked on this guy.

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Rem6292.

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And then it went to this.

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More about this channel.

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More about this channel.

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One subscriber.

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One subscriber.

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Joined in 2011.

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So then I looked.

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Is it really the guy?

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You know?

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He's got no information there.

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And I looked through the videos.

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Are these the kind of videos that would befit that man in the video?

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You know?

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And lo and behold.

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There is some...

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There's some game that he's uploaded video clips of.

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Called Prisoner of War PC.

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Which at a glance.

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At first glance.

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It kind of looks like a kind of Shenmue.

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Sort of situation.

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He's got a GTA San Andreas one that was a year old.

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Thank you very much there.

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I drove from Limerick.

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And Porridge.

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Thank you very much for your tips there lads.

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This is a game called Prisoner of War PC.

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On rainfall on roof ASMR.

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He's used Movie Maker to make this.

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I mean...

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Goes on for 47 minutes.

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I'm not going to play the entirety of this thing.

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But an interesting looking game.

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Nonetheless.

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It could really be something maybe worth looking into on a stream.

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Look at that Shenmue-esque jacket he's wearing there.

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With a pin-up.

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Sort of Marilyn Monroe pin-up situation on the back.

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I don't think this is the guy in the video.

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If I'm being honest with you.

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I've moved on from the dates now to the orange.

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Or the tangerine.

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Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

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In other news.

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The UN Security Council is live.

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And coming to us direct from the UN Security Council.

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It's a meeting of the minds.

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Regarding what's going on.

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These largest...

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Largest scale...

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What I've learned about these security councils is.

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There are a load of old fucking codswallop.

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And they don't really get anything done in the end.

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It's just a big talking shop.

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You know.

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It was my understanding there a few years ago.

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The way they were building it up.

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And going on about these fucking things.

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Is that...

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All right.

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They're going to talk about Ukraine.

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Okay.

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All right.

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So they're going to come to a decision later.

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And Russia there as well.

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Right.

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Okay.

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So that's going to be finished then.

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After the decision is being made.

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Because they said they don't like it.

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Nothing happens.

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00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,900
It's just a place where they actually go and say.

254
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,240
I don't like it.

255
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,780
And then the other people can go.

256
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:18,800
Well I don't agree with you.

257
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,200
And then that's it.

258
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,660
Nothing changes whatsoever.

259
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,720
Incredible sort of stuff.

260
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:25,520
But I've seen the building over there in New York.

261
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,800
It's a big fucking job.

262
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,840
A lot of money going on there.

263
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,760
A lot of pay checks.

264
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,000
A lot of pay packets.

265
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:32,660
PayPal.

266
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,900
Are probably interested in it.

267
00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:37,480
Tormakidi Titty Twister.

268
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:38,240
Thank you very much.

269
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,860
Can you congratulate my pal Richie.

270
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,840
On his big Hollywood property acquisition.

271
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:43,240
Please.

272
00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:44,280
I can indeed Richie.

273
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:44,640
And look.

274
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,640
If you ever need someone to fucking.

275
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,640
Live in your fucking Hollywood property.

276
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,620
Then I will find people for that.

277
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,960
Or find a person for it.

278
00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:00,280
If you just need someone to keep the place.

279
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,180
If you're living in Tormakidi.

280
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,180
And you need someone to keep the place.

281
00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:07,480
Do you know lived in.

282
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,400
Because you don't want it to be going to waste.

283
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,220
And empty and all that.

284
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,260
I'll house sit that place for you.

285
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:12,920
No problem.

286
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,260
It'll give me lots of.

287
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,720
Advanced notice.

288
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:18,280
So I can.

289
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,440
Book the flights.

290
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,340
And all that kind of stuff.

291
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,340
And get the visa.

292
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:23,320
And all that sort of stuff.

293
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:23,560
You know.

294
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,820
How did the stag do invitation.

295
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:28,900
Go and get on.

296
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,260
I forgot.

297
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:31,800
I forgot.

298
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,080
I forgot when it was.

299
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:33,460
Says Liam.

300
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,500
I still haven't followed that up.

301
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,800
But I've just fucking chewed a seed.

302
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,840
That Higgins isn't simple.

303
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,560
From the Tangerine.

304
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:44,540
It's disgusting.

305
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,660
Absolutely disgusting.

306
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,200
Let's just hear what fucking Korea.

307
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,880
Are shiting on about here.

308
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:55,220
Oh no.

309
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,020
It's Israel now.

310
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,460
Treat them as if they are.

311
00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,920
Interested in de-escalation.

312
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,040
When you know.

313
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,580
That the opposite is true.

314
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,380
Colleagues.

315
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,740
Iran's strategy.

316
00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,160
Has been crystal clear.

317
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:07,760
Arm.

318
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:08,600
Fund.

319
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,300
And train terror proxies.

320
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,220
Across the globe.

321
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,360
To carry out.

322
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,760
Iran's murderous scheme.

323
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,560
Of domination.

324
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,100
But today.

325
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:16,520
The mask.

326
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:20,100
What if we had some pantomime crowd reactions to this book.

327
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:23,420
The mask of Iranian deniability has been removed.

328
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:24,960
No more hiding.

329
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,700
And no more bluffing.

330
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:29,360
No more shirking of responsibility.

331
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,160
Iran has attacked Israel from its own sovereign territory.

332
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:35,260
Publicly.

333
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:36,220
And proudly.

334
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,860
The mask is off.

335
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,720
The mask is off.

336
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:39,800
Iran.

337
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,780
The number one global sponsor of terror.

338
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:43,680
Has exposed its true face.

339
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:47,280
As the destabilizer of the region and the world.

340
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:48,260
And now.

341
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:49,000
Right now.

342
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:52,220
Is when the world must stop ignoring Iran's crimes.

343
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,160
And take action.

344
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,720
As Iran's mask has fallen.

345
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,320
The world's complacency.

346
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,660
Must also fall.

347
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,300
The mask comes off.

348
00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:03,660
And the gloves.

349
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:05,220
Must come on.

350
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,120
The gloves must come on.

351
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:07,740
The snooze button.

352
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,300
Is no longer an option.

353
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:11,220
The snooze button is after you.

354
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:11,320
The only option.

355
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:11,720
Is to condemn Iran.

356
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,820
And utilize every means necessary.

357
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,700
To make them pay a heavy price.

358
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,460
For their horrible crimes.

359
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:18,720
Iran.

360
00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,300
And its axis of supporters.

361
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,460
Must be shown.

362
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,780
That the civilized world.

363
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,120
Iran.

364
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,740
And its taxis.

365
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,560
Of supporters.

366
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,580
He's getting a fucking jab in there.

367
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,380
At the taxi drivers of the world.

368
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,120
Did you hear that?

369
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,760
Doesn't like the taxi drivers.

370
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,220
No longer.

371
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,520
And its axis of support.

372
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,400
Heavy price.

373
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:37,180
For their horrible crimes.

374
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:38,420
Iran.

375
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:40,000
And its axis of supporters.

376
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:40,780
Must be.

377
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,020
Its taxis of supporters.

378
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:43,460
Maybe.

379
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,380
They were getting taxi cabs.

380
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:47,120
Full of fucking Iranian supporters.

381
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:47,860
Going as well.

382
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:48,360
Last night.

383
00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:48,920
I didn't see.

384
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,600
The civilized world.

385
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:50,660
The civilized world.

386
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:51,780
Will no longer.

387
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:52,280
Stand.

388
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:52,780
Stand.

389
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:53,220
Idle.

390
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,240
While many countries.

391
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,520
Immediately condemned.

392
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,300
The attack.

393
00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,720
Those who did not.

394
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,460
Must ask themselves.

395
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,640
How do you want.

396
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,260
History.

397
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:03,860
To remember you.

398
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:09,420
Council members.

399
00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,620
Last night's attack.

400
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:11,940
Was a blatant violation.

401
00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:13,200
Of international law.

402
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,200
And the UN charter.

403
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:15,560
It was an act.

404
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:16,780
Of utter escalation.

405
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:17,720
That can drag.

406
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,840
The entire region.

407
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,420
And world.

408
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,600
Into war.

409
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,780
But can you imagine.

410
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,160
Clear capabilities.

411
00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:25,000
Right.

412
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:25,260
Okay.

413
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:25,760
So I mean.

414
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:26,420
We could do that.

415
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:26,780
All night.

416
00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:27,980
But it's no fun for me.

417
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,040
Because I can't.

418
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:29,860
Really even hear.

419
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,520
The fucking thing.

420
00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:31,960
So Iran.

421
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,080
Scheme of domination.

422
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:33,960
Thank you very much.

423
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,580
For the tip.

424
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,520
And none other than.

425
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,920
Sensual piece.

426
00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:37,940
Of pudding.

427
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,100
Did you.

428
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:39,840
Know.

429
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,760
Dates contain.

430
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:41,980
A type of alcohol.

431
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:42,960
Known as.

432
00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:43,820
Sorbitol.

433
00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,880
I won't get you pissed.

434
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,560
But it will lay waste.

435
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:48,360
To your bowels.

436
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,100
If you eat enough.

437
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,140
And Jerry Hannan.

438
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:50,820
Thank you very much.

439
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:51,260
For the tip.

440
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:52,800
I didn't know about that.

441
00:21:52,820 --> 00:21:53,500
So if I eat.

442
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,940
If I go through the whole bag.

443
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:55,440
You're saying.

444
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:56,420
That's a bad.

445
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:57,340
Situation.

446
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:58,360
For the bowels.

447
00:21:58,460 --> 00:21:58,640
Is it?

448
00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:00,480
I mean.

449
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:01,260
I did want this.

450
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:01,720
To just be.

451
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,120
A kind of.

452
00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:02,740
Fat 32.

453
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,860
Windows 98.

454
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:05,600
Based.

455
00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:07,100
Stewards.

456
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:07,620
Your face.

457
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,280
Sort of stream.

458
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,980
I didn't really want to go.

459
00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:10,960
Into the ins and outs.

460
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:11,440
Of.

461
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,540
The inner.

462
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:14,720
Workings.

463
00:22:14,940 --> 00:22:15,480
Of my.

464
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,640
Digestive system.

465
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,100
Yeah.

466
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:22,360
And they.

467
00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:23,360
They might go very well.

468
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,220
With Tisky Tom.

469
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:24,460
There.

470
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:24,860
But I mean.

471
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,700
I'm not going to cave in.

472
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:27,040
To that.

473
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:27,320
And I.

474
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:28,300
And the best thing.

475
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,600
About this time of night.

476
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:29,860
Now.

477
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:30,920
Is that the off license.

478
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:31,460
Is.

479
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:32,600
Closed.

480
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:32,900
Okay.

481
00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:35,200
The door.

482
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,000
Is well.

483
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,500
And truly.

484
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:36,520
I'm on the phone.

485
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:36,920
Every.

486
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,580
F***ing studio at night.

487
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:40,440
Insurance companies.

488
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:42,580
Producers.

489
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:45,020
Iran.

490
00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:45,720
Fake taxi.

491
00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:46,420
Thank you very much.

492
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:46,920
The door.

493
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:47,800
On the off license.

494
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:48,500
Is well.

495
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:49,440
And truly.

496
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,280
Slammed shut.

497
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:52,540
I'm on the phone.

498
00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:52,980
Every.

499
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,640
F***ing studio at night.

500
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,420
Insurance companies.

501
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,560
Producers.

502
00:22:58,940 --> 00:22:59,820
Thank you very much.

503
00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:00,340
Big Red.

504
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:00,820
As well.

505
00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:01,760
The door.

506
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:02,760
To the off license.

507
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:03,520
Is well.

508
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:04,200
And truly.

509
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,380
F***ing slammed shut.

510
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:05,720
Lads.

511
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,160
Okay.

512
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:10,680
And.

513
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,640
But don't worry.

514
00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:13,060
That's not going to bother me.

515
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:13,940
It's not like.

516
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,740
I'm going to be screaming.

517
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,280
About it.

518
00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:20,540
Okay.

519
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:22,880
I think that one played.

520
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:23,600
Hopefully it did.

521
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:26,220
But.

522
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:26,760
Yeah.

523
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,160
And don't worry about it.

524
00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:28,980
It's not.

525
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:29,640
It's not like.

526
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,340
It's a danger.

527
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:30,880
Or anything.

528
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,480
I f***ed that delivery up.

529
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,100
It's not like.

530
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:35,580
The drinking.

531
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,360
It's not like.

532
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,160
I've got a drinking.

533
00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:38,120
It's not like.

534
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,140
The amount of alcohol.

535
00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:39,780
That I've been.

536
00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:41,140
Consuming lately.

537
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:41,900
Is.

538
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,200
A sort of danger.

539
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,400
Um.

540
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,840
I didn't really plan.

541
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,320
Any of this.

542
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:53,980
It's not great.

543
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:54,760
It's not great.

544
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:55,920
And I've relied on this.

545
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,280
Soundboard for 10 minutes now.

546
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,580
So we'll move swiftly on.

547
00:23:58,900 --> 00:23:59,600
On to something.

548
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:00,980
With a little bit more.

549
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:01,560
Pace.

550
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,260
A little bit more.

551
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:03,340
Substance.

552
00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:04,080
Thank you very much.

553
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:04,780
S.

554
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:05,160
B.

555
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:05,800
For the tip.

556
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:06,740
And.

557
00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:07,260
From.

558
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,200
Jimmy as well.

559
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:08,440
Says.

560
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,700
Just back from the off license.

561
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,040
I wouldn't usually drink on a Sunday.

562
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:11,600
But I've been.

563
00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:12,800
Influenced to drink more.

564
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,200
From watching your streams.

565
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:14,760
All the best.

566
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,440
Thank you very much.

567
00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:16,280
Well.

568
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:18,720
There's not much.

569
00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:19,980
I can really do about that.

570
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:20,960
You're going to have to try.

571
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,020
And temper it yourself.

572
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:22,720
And hopefully.

573
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,520
Use this stream.

574
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,720
As a guiding light.

575
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,900
And principle maker.

576
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,000
A forge.

577
00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:28,360
Forge your own principle.

578
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,400
Based on this stream.

579
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,400
Uh.

580
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,840
Is systematically.

581
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,880
Violating the JCPOA.

582
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,700
And hasn't reached.

583
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,380
So they're still shiting on.

584
00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:42,440
Computer Chronicles is there.

585
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,120
I actually have.

586
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,800
Windows 98 booted up.

587
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,000
Because I wanted to.

588
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:49,980
Go into.

589
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,920
What is it there?

590
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:54,480
Oh it's already booted up.

591
00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:55,180
I wanted to actually.

592
00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:56,100
Fucking start it up.

593
00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:56,840
On stream.

594
00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:58,060
So that you could.

595
00:24:58,540 --> 00:24:59,560
Hear and see that.

596
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,120
Monumental.

597
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:01,920
Opening.

598
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,560
Auditory blast.

599
00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:04,420
Of fucking.

600
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,800
Windows 98 magic.

601
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,600
So I wonder if we can.

602
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:07,360
Restart that.

603
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:08,680
Uh.

604
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,480
Shut down.

605
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:11,100
Restart.

606
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,160
Let's get that up.

607
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,040
Here we go.

608
00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:29,560
Get ready.

609
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,340
Get ready.

610
00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:39,660
That was really nice.

611
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,420
You don't get too many of those.

612
00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:42,420
To the pound anymore.

613
00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:43,380
Uh.

614
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:44,380
But what I did do.

615
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,060
Was install.

616
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:45,740
Compton's.

617
00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:46,860
World Atlas Deluxe.

618
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,100
Which was.

619
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,460
Before Google Maps.

620
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:50,460
Before you could even.

621
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,500
Even imagine.

622
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:52,700
The.

623
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,940
The all encompassing.

624
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,300
World camera.

625
00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:57,200
Street view.

626
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:58,500
Uh.

627
00:25:59,500 --> 00:25:59,820
1984.

628
00:25:59,820 --> 00:25:59,980
1984.

629
00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:00,740
Fucking.

630
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,100
CCTV world.

631
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,400
Uh.

632
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,600
Google Earth.

633
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,320
Google mapification.

634
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,080
Of the world.

635
00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:08,280
Before even that.

636
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,320
Was even a thing even.

637
00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:11,680
We had.

638
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,560
Compton's.

639
00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:14,380
World Atlas.

640
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,360
Deluxe.

641
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:16,260
And.

642
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:16,640
Uh.

643
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,420
I haven't.

644
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,600
I've just installed it.

645
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,600
Made sure it was running.

646
00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:19,920
But.

647
00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:22,280
I'm going to go for a trip down memory lane.

648
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,020
Before watching a computer chronicles.

649
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:27,760
Just to see how much information you could get on the countries in the world.

650
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:28,740
Uh.

651
00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:29,120
Back.

652
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:30,580
At this time.

653
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,500
Let's just see here.

654
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,720
We've got it here.

655
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,100
Compton's home library.

656
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,420
Three Diapolis Deluxe.

657
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,720
I think it's in my.

658
00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:39,920
CD drive there as well.

659
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:40,260
Which.

660
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,840
You need to have the CD in.

661
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,420
The fucking thing.

662
00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:44,540
Secondary master.

663
00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:46,540
Secondary.

664
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,440
Compton's.

665
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:48,440
Primary slave.

666
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,920
I don't understand any of this stuff.

667
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:50,380
But anyway.

668
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,280
Programmes.

669
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,740
Compton's home library.

670
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:54,920
Atlas Deluxe.

671
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:55,880
3D World.

672
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:56,780
Atlas Deluxe.

673
00:26:56,780 --> 00:26:57,440
Doop.

674
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:01,600
Doop.

675
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:01,840
Doop.

676
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:02,160
Doop.

677
00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:03,660
Doop.

678
00:27:03,780 --> 00:27:04,100
Boop.

679
00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:04,340
Boop.

680
00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:05,560
Boop.

681
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:05,980
Boop.

682
00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:06,360
Boop.

683
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:06,460
Boop.

684
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:06,680
Boop.

685
00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:08,020
Boop.

686
00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:15,580
Some unbelievable.

687
00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:18,440
Introfication there.

688
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:19,260
Electronic.

689
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,560
We'll register later.

690
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:22,480
We'll register.

691
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,180
It's not like.

692
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,300
This came with the computer at the time.

693
00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:26,600
It's not like I've.

694
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,520
Using cracked software.

695
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,720
Any of that sort of jazz.

696
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,700
And you've got some mystical pan pipe playing as well.

697
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,700
I remember the intrigue of this.

698
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,540
At the time.

699
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,520
Putting the CD in.

700
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:39,660
And trying to.

701
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,560
And listen to this.

702
00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:40,840
And thinking.

703
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,240
Kind of fucking spooky actually.

704
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:43,640
Isn't it?

705
00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:45,460
And you've got this dark space.

706
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,580
Behind you.

707
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,780
And a world there.

708
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,460
Any country you want.

709
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,620
You could click on the country.

710
00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:51,540
And find out.

711
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,560
Stuff about it.

712
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:54,400
But I tell you.

713
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,900
I want to hear that intro again.

714
00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:59,100
Oh.

715
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,120
We don't want to fucking do that.

716
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,380
We don't want to power off the machine.

717
00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:02,160
Cancel that.

718
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:02,820
Let's.

719
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:04,640
Let's get this.

720
00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:05,560
Let's boot this up again.

721
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:06,880
Just take this in guys.

722
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,180
I don't think you really truly appreciated this.

723
00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:11,040
The first time.

724
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:33,920
And listen to that.

725
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,400
That is something else that.

726
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:49,520
Unbelievable.

727
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,600
Sea level rise.

728
00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:57,080
You could just.

729
00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:57,380
They'd.

730
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,260
Got these little bits and pieces down.

731
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,320
On the side hatch here.

732
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,280
This animation shows the effects.

733
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,560
That a rise of 25 meters in sea level.

734
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,320
Would happen on an area of northern Germany.

735
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,800
This is an extreme projection.

736
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:09,060
Which would only happen.

737
00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:11,140
If most of the land ice in Antarctica melted.

738
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:12,960
Which would take several hundred years.

739
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,260
However.

740
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,200
A rise of one to two meters is possible.

741
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,960
With a global temperature rise.

742
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,500
Of five to ten degrees centigrade.

743
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,040
This animation shows the effects that arise.

744
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:25,340
Okay.

745
00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:25,660
That's.

746
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,560
That's as loud as it goes.

747
00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:28,060
I don't think you can turn the volume up.

748
00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:29,120
Any louder here.

749
00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:30,900
This is an extreme projection.

750
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,660
Go back there.

751
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,780
Contest sound.

752
00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:34,980
Volume seven.

753
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:36,540
Oh yeah.

754
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,160
Really getting that.

755
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,700
We're really getting a good blast of this now.

756
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,340
Thank you very much there.

757
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:44,160
Lewis Burke for the tip.

758
00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:45,740
Unbelievable stuff.

759
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,500
Really getting into this now lads.

760
00:29:49,500 --> 00:30:02,420
No alcohol necessary.

761
00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:16,560
This is how we enjoy ourselves now.

762
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,020
This is how we enjoy ourselves now.

763
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:24,160
So imagine this.

764
00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:26,020
You don't have Google Maps.

765
00:30:26,220 --> 00:30:28,060
You don't really know the world around you.

766
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:29,640
But you do have this globe.

767
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:30,860
And first.

768
00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:32,560
And all these countries look.

769
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:34,620
Extinction of species.

770
00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:36,600
You've got trivia about fucking gorillas.

771
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,820
Classic agnostic guys.

772
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,040
Let's get.

773
00:30:40,180 --> 00:30:41,980
Let's boot up the fucking silverback.

774
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:43,920
Thank you very much.

775
00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:44,780
You're filthy there.

776
00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:46,220
Sound is sound.

777
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:47,620
Thank you very much there, Issei.

778
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:54,040
Today we're experiencing the greatest loss of species since life began.

779
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,860
We could be losing several dozen species every day.

780
00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:02,240
Far faster than when the dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago.

781
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:10,560
There is a real danger that our grandchildren could live in a world where tigers, rhinos, and the California condor are only memories left on video.

782
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:32,420
There we have extinction.

783
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:36,300
There we have extinction.

784
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:38,320
Global warming.

785
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:40,540
Fucking sustainability.

786
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,600
Climate agenda.

787
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,340
It isn't just happening now.

788
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,880
This was going on well back when.

789
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,460
I even remember fucking hearing about when we were in school anyway.

790
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:53,740
So it's like it's not as if it's just more pronounced now and everyone's going, oh, for fuck's sake.

791
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,040
This climate chat again.

792
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,980
But it was always going on.

793
00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,020
Garda took my CD.

794
00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:00,700
Thank you very much for the tip there.

795
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:06,240
And we got a harsh lesson there in the realities of the world.

796
00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:07,280
Look, we got a fucking.

797
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,440
Poor old rhino had been headshotted there.

798
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,320
By a sniper.

799
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,360
And we don't want to lose the humble fucking tiger as well.

800
00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:25,160
And my heart sank when he talked about the fucking Californian condor.

801
00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:28,640
I'm not too sure about you, but my heart absolutely broke.

802
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,140
And the rhino as well.

803
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,900
Let's just see that condor, what he says about that again.

804
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:36,840
The condor are only memories left on video.

805
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,040
We don't want them just to be memories left on video.

806
00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:44,700
Let's just check up and see how that Californian condor is going now.

807
00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:48,160
Because it's been probably like 20 odd years.

808
00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:49,900
Lan House Party, thank you very much.

809
00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:52,960
Maybe that bastard isn't even around anymore.

810
00:32:53,780 --> 00:32:56,700
Let's boot up our Yolkma Bob there.

811
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:57,920
Brave browser.

812
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,120
Your glorious tip.

813
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,440
Anguish Panda.

814
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,320
Thank you for your glorious tip.

815
00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:13,840
Get that desktop audio there for Stu.

816
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,160
Handheld gaming devices.

817
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,620
A Californian condor.

818
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,920
Californian condor.

819
00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:24,000
And look at the head on him.

820
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,540
Unbelievable species.

821
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,440
He's the most endangered bird out there in the world.

822
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:37,000
And his Latin name is Gymnogyps californius.

823
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:47,500
I mean, would that be right, that pronunciation?

824
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:48,700
Let's just see there.

825
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,740
Apologies if this is a very bright situation for your screen.

826
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,480
Gymnogyps.

827
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,780
How are you fucking Gymnogyps?

828
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:01,800
Californianus.

829
00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:04,040
Funny, isn't it?

830
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,540
It's a new world vulture.

831
00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:10,360
And the largest North American land bird.

832
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,720
It became extinct in the wild in 87.

833
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:17,120
So, I mean, even when Compton's World Atlas Deluxe,

834
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,420
it says it's back on my thing.

835
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,060
I'm not particularly too sure about you.

836
00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:24,360
Hopefully the, I didn't go to the off-license.

837
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,700
That wasn't like some sort of trick where I was trying to go to the off-license or anything like that.

838
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,740
Not yet.

839
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,120
Okay.

840
00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:32,940
Okay.

841
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:33,600
We're back.

842
00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:34,060
We're back.

843
00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:34,660
Great stuff.

844
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,580
But stalling.

845
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:42,740
Producers.

846
00:34:42,740 --> 00:34:43,740
Producers.

847
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:45,560
Thank you very much.

848
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,980
Main approver of stuff.

849
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,880
Very, very kind to you.

850
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:49,740
And Laura McNamara.

851
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,120
And Tombola Away.

852
00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:54,920
There.

853
00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:56,880
And Anguish Panda said,

854
00:34:57,020 --> 00:35:00,060
There's my uncle in the background of Compton's.

855
00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:03,620
I'm not too sure what that's a reference to there.

856
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,500
People there are saying,

857
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:11,440
speculating there that that was just a ruse that I have planned so that I was trying to go and get beer.

858
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,920
That's not even a case that would have been able to have happened because that off-license is closed.

859
00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:20,000
I'm all about the condor tonight.

860
00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:27,040
I'm all about the Californian condor, which, as I was saying, is extinct from 1987.

861
00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:30,860
Tombola Away.

862
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:33,200
Thank you very much for the tip there.

863
00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:36,620
But it's probably still...

864
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:42,120
Look, it's a resident down there in that area next to my head.

865
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,720
I don't know if you can see this here.

866
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,880
This particular region here.

867
00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:48,860
I think that's not even California.

868
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,960
That might be outside California.

869
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,080
That might even be Nevada.

870
00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:56,840
But the fucker's gone.

871
00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,720
He's gone, though.

872
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,580
I'm afraid.

873
00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:03,980
Which is very, very sad.

874
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,440
Oh, very sad news.

875
00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,520
If you've just joined us there, guys.

876
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,840
Decafri, thank you very much for the tip.

877
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,860
Very sad news.

878
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,460
We've just got word...

879
00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:26,440
That the poor old fucking Californian condor is well and truly fucking gonzoed.

880
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,240
We also know there are known unknowns.

881
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,280
That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know.

882
00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:34,500
Mr. Condor.

883
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,340
How are you?

884
00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:40,900
And you say, for fuck's sake, it is the environment again.

885
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:41,840
So we'll get rid of this.

886
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,080
I mean, it's amazing, really.

887
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:45,380
We have the technology now.

888
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,740
We're looking back from tomorrow.

889
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,420
Whereas this video was about tomorrow.

890
00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:51,940
Looking forward.

891
00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:55,280
But we've the opportunity to look back now.

892
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,320
We also know there are known unknowns.

893
00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:58,340
And the condor of uncertainty.

894
00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:00,200
Thank you very much for the tip there.

895
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,640
California condor.

896
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,680
Our only memories left on video.

897
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:12,660
The reasons are habitat destruction, population growth and sheer greed as demand for products from endangered species continues.

898
00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:16,840
Setting aside protected areas has saved some species.

899
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,340
But this only works if local people can earn a living from the reserves rather than poaching.

900
00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:26,040
Otherwise, national parks may only exist on paper.

901
00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:27,960
The Kenyans.

902
00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:29,880
The Kenyans.

903
00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:31,260
They've got Nairobi.

904
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,960
They've got all sorts going on there.

905
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,960
We might even have a little look at Nairobi now to see what the...

906
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,880
I'm going to go with every fucking studio at night.

907
00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:42,600
Thank you very much for the tip there.

908
00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:44,200
Shite guides.

909
00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:45,520
What's going on there?

910
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,800
I was playing full screen.

911
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,280
You can even play full screen video.

912
00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:53,460
I wasn't really aware of that at the time.

913
00:37:53,820 --> 00:37:55,680
We're going to go back out to our world.

914
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,720
And you just don't get this with Google Maps.

915
00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:05,740
I think Google Earth would benefit from having some sort of fucking ominous music like this.

916
00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:09,780
Because it really highlights the levity and gravity of the situation.

917
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:16,520
You know, we're just a fucking ball spinning in an absolute endless map.

918
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,620
Endless nothingness.

919
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:24,700
And yet we are preoccupied and concerned with the day-to-day minutiae of life.

920
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:38,540
And it's like, if you were to really stop and think about the absurdity of it, you could actually fucking have some sort of fucking life-changing, life-altering breakdown that would derail you from that minutiae.

921
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:43,940
But indeed, material circumstances would probably go down the fucking hatch.

922
00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:46,020
And it'd be like, what happened to you, man?

923
00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:48,520
You used to be a hard worker and all that sort of stuff.

924
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:52,740
And then you'd be like, yeah, but I started to think about how fucking stupid everything was.

925
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,840
And I just couldn't be arsed then, you know?

926
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,920
Thank you very much for the tip anyway.

927
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,980
Command and Condor and Shite Guides.

928
00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:05,120
And a clone door named Gipso.

929
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,240
And Laughed Holdingswood.

930
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:09,880
Thank you very much for the tip there.

931
00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:12,180
But that was Kenya.

932
00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,620
Let's have a look and see what they have to say about Kenya.

933
00:39:15,940 --> 00:39:17,020
Can you believe it?

934
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,300
It's not on the fucking list.

935
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,480
I tell a lie.

936
00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:23,520
I hadn't got to K.

937
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,160
Here we go.

938
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:35,120
And he'll always specify whether it's a kingdom or a republic or a fucking antiquity or a land.

939
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,840
So we'll just have to see.

940
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,620
I'm going to say it's just simply Kenya.

941
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:49,940
He hasn't said it there.

942
00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:55,300
He usually said the Republic of Kenya.

943
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,580
The King of Finglas.

944
00:39:57,660 --> 00:39:58,680
Thank you very much there.

945
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,400
And Command and Condor.

946
00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:01,540
Red alert.

947
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,180
Go back out there.

948
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,520
Go back out there.

949
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,440
That's a flag.

950
00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:14,080
Get the hell back.

951
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,700
You could hear him say there's some sort of clash

952
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:23,080
with the audio here between the music files and the speech files.

953
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,660
Which didn't happen on my old computer.

954
00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:29,140
Maybe it's something to do with the emulation that I'm running here.

955
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,520
But I could hear him just go.

956
00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:30,960
Duck.

957
00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:31,580
Duck.

958
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:32,140
Duck.

959
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,620
And now it seems to have crashed, lads.

960
00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:43,320
Which, look, I was ready for this.

961
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,260
Oh no, it's still here.

962
00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:45,640
Yeah.

963
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:55,260
Let me just see what he says about Kuwait.

964
00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:58,480
Fucking hell.

965
00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:09,500
Ghosts in the machine.

966
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,200
A few technical gremlins there.

967
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:36,980
Sorry about this.

968
00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:41,900
Sorry about this.

969
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,220
Fuck.

970
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:51,840
Fuck.

971
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,680
Sorry about this.

972
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,180
I'm trying to fix this.

973
00:41:58,460 --> 00:41:59,040
Gameboy.

974
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:00,780
Gameboy.

975
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,420
Nintendo Gameboy.

976
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,260
Nintendo Gameboy.

977
00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:10,960
Yeah, it's fucked.

978
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:11,620
It's fucked.

979
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:14,240
It's actually fucked.

980
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,100
I stopped it for you, but I can still hear it.

981
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:21,960
Ear piercing.

982
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,640
It's horrible.

983
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:29,560
Fuck.

984
00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:32,500
Knocked the wrong button.

985
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:41,400
Trying to...

986
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,420
Fuck.

987
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:45,420
Fuck.

988
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:55,620
Hello.

989
00:42:55,980 --> 00:42:56,660
Hey, friends.

990
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:57,300
See you all right?

991
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,520
Tom, how are you?

992
00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:02,660
We're suffering a bit at the moment, Tom.

993
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:03,540
I'm not going to lie.

994
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:03,620
I'm not going to lie.

995
00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:09,800
You need to turn off the computer very fast.

996
00:43:09,980 --> 00:43:11,820
You're probably turning viewers off.

997
00:43:13,540 --> 00:43:14,000
I can't...

998
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,460
I can't turn the fucking thing.

999
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,120
I don't know how to quit the fucking thing.

1000
00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:21,420
I'm just going to...

1001
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:23,180
I'm just going to X out of the fucking thing.

1002
00:43:23,260 --> 00:43:24,140
Power off the machine.

1003
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:24,480
No?

1004
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,780
I can't quit the fucking game.

1005
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,420
You control out, delete on the yuck, no?

1006
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,480
Let's get rid of this.

1007
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,340
Get rid of the fucking...

1008
00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:35,260
Power off the machine.

1009
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:38,580
Power off the fucking machine.

1010
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,900
That's Windows 98, folks.

1011
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,380
Don't go messing with shit you don't understand.

1012
00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:49,420
What happened in the past, sometimes, is best left in the past.

1013
00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:53,040
Don't go messing with dark magic like that.

1014
00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:55,860
Sorry about that.

1015
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,880
Your ears...

1016
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:57,400
My ears...

1017
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,480
Nintendo Game Boy.

1018
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,200
That's left a fucking ringing in my ears.

1019
00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:04,040
Like I've been at a death metal gig, you know?

1020
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,400
And then...

1021
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:05,800
Christ.

1022
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,980
Get that back up the internet browser, at least.

1023
00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:15,760
That is a shame, because I had Microsoft and Carter 98 as well.

1024
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,220
I wanted to give that a width to see what that was like.

1025
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,860
Bad news about the condor as well, isn't it?

1026
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:30,780
I was going to say at least the condor is still alive, but it's not.

1027
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:33,460
I mean, it kind of...

1028
00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:35,960
This condor has been a kind of bird of bad...

1029
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,600
A bad luck bird.

1030
00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:40,100
If you think about it.

1031
00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:46,860
Maybe it was kind of the flippancy of which I went into the condor section of this stream.

1032
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:53,120
That the spirit of the condor has come back to fucking swoop down and take me out.

1033
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,480
Take out the stream.

1034
00:44:54,780 --> 00:44:58,440
In the same way that it was taken down some time ago.

1035
00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,520
Look at the skull on it.

1036
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,940
Some unbelievable beakage there.

1037
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,920
They're smart, smart creatures.

1038
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,960
Even the seagulls are smart, smart creatures.

1039
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,780
I do see them at times during the summer on the coast there.

1040
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,120
If you'd be out Westport or Newport or Mulrani.

1041
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:24,720
They pick up the fucking muscles from the beach and then they'll fly to the road.

1042
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:32,100
And you'll see them drop the muscle shell onto the road in the hope of smashing it and breaking it open and getting into it then.

1043
00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:35,180
Very, very intelligent creatures.

1044
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,380
We don't really give them enough credit for their work.

1045
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:40,980
I mean, if they could be...

1046
00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:41,240
Twisted!

1047
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:48,380
If they could be corralled into some sort of work-based flock and we could put them to use, that would be amazing as well.

1048
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:49,640
Condor's wishes.

1049
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,580
Thank you very much.

1050
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,100
And I love my ADHD.

1051
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,180
Thank you very much.

1052
00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:54,960
And Jerry Hannan's Condor.

1053
00:45:55,060 --> 00:45:55,980
Thank you very much there.

1054
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:02,660
We should revisit it again or perhaps the other applications, says Condor's wishes.

1055
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:07,900
I'm not going to give up or throw in the towel, at least on Windows 98.

1056
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:12,240
I do have a lot of interest in it.

1057
00:46:13,260 --> 00:46:24,640
But for the time being, let's just move on to something of the same vintage and era that is Computer Chronicles circa 1999 with Not Your Ordinary episode.

1058
00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:35,380
This is one from the Cody Awards, which was an awards-based ceremony, which I'm sure Stu at times presents.

1059
00:46:35,380 --> 00:46:41,960
I know he narrates it, but it's like an Oscars for fucking software programmers back in the day.

1060
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:45,500
And Damien, thank you very much for the tip there.

1061
00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:48,380
And Oua, thank you very much for the tip as well.

1062
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,480
Well deserved for that San Francisco side quest pure entertainment.

1063
00:46:52,740 --> 00:46:53,460
Well, thanks, Damien.

1064
00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:54,280
Look, that's not me.

1065
00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:55,840
That's the uncle's stuff there.

1066
00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:02,580
But look, I'll be sure to pass on those kind words to him at some stage.

1067
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:05,960
And the tip as well.

1068
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:10,980
We'll split that.

1069
00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:14,140
Thanks very much, sir, Damien.

1070
00:47:15,340 --> 00:47:16,700
We'll split that, Tam.

1071
00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:20,840
This is the 1999 computer.

1072
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:25,760
Let me just get ready for this intro because it usually is a great opportunity for me to recharge

1073
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:31,560
and just boost my fucking self-esteem during the intro title card.

1074
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:45,520
I'll just get that right.

1075
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:50,080
I just need to get it right there because I started going like that as if it was a keyboard,

1076
00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:52,700
where it's actually the sound of a modem booting up.

1077
00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:57,800
But it's not unlike the keypad tonality of an old fucking dial touchtone phone.

1078
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,480
So I'll just get the mimes right again, you know.

1079
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:06,700
It, it, you might think this is superfluous shite, doesn't matter, but it means a lot to me.

1080
00:48:06,780 --> 00:48:07,280
It really is.

1081
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,140
It's the immersion of the computer chronicles, which I've come to know and love.

1082
00:48:11,140 --> 00:48:35,520
This week on the computer chronicles, we take you to Los Angeles for the annual excellence in software awards,

1083
00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:36,460
The Codys.

1084
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:37,400
Actor Robert.

1085
00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:38,680
The Codys.

1086
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:39,400
Robert Yurik.

1087
00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:40,680
Comedian Rondell.

1088
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,460
I just need to rewind this.

1089
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,660
Who the hell is this guy?

1090
00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:46,520
He said comedian something Yurik.

1091
00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:47,960
In software awards.

1092
00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:51,880
That looks like stew there in a tuxedo.

1093
00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:55,240
It's a tuxedo stew situation.

1094
00:48:57,260 --> 00:48:58,300
The Codys.

1095
00:48:58,660 --> 00:48:59,840
Actor Robert Yurik.

1096
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,220
Robert Yurik.

1097
00:49:02,460 --> 00:49:03,820
Does anybody know who he was?

1098
00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:06,900
I did think he said, no, it's not O.J.

1099
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:09,680
This guy.

1100
00:49:09,940 --> 00:49:11,600
He does look like Gary Wilmot.

1101
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,040
There, Nick says.

1102
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:14,740
Twist it.

1103
00:49:15,060 --> 00:49:17,420
Thank you very much there, Lofts Holdingswood.

1104
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,320
Stockhammers after you.

1105
00:49:19,860 --> 00:49:22,920
Does anybody, Robert Ulrich Spencer.

1106
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:25,160
Whose line is it anyway?

1107
00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:26,340
Is that where he's from, is it?

1108
00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:29,000
Median rock excellence in software awards.

1109
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:29,920
The Codys.

1110
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,460
Actor Robert Yurik.

1111
00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:33,620
Robert Yurik.

1112
00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:35,960
Actor.

1113
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:37,260
Robert.

1114
00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:39,860
Yurik.

1115
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:42,700
Wow.

1116
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,800
He's, he died in 2002.

1117
00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:56,200
Only three years after the Codys.

1118
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:57,060
He died.

1119
00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:57,580
Unfortunately.

1120
00:49:57,580 --> 00:49:59,340
That is sad.

1121
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,080
He was only 55 as well.

1122
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:06,200
At the Las Robles Regional Medical Center.

1123
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:07,840
Thousand Oaks, California.

1124
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:09,400
The United States.

1125
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:11,260
of death.

1126
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:14,820
Let's just see there if we've got a tissue for my schnout.

1127
00:50:15,940 --> 00:50:17,660
We don't, but I have a plastic bag.

1128
00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:22,260
Maybe that no receipt.

1129
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:23,500
This is terrible.

1130
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,840
I didn't bring any sort of fucking wipeage material.

1131
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:33,480
So he is unfortunately gone, but I have never really heard of him.

1132
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,140
And look at that.

1133
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,800
He was a classic man of the past.

1134
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,400
married Barbara Rucker and divorced in 74.

1135
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:51,200
After six years of marriage and then married Heather Menzies.

1136
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:58,560
who was known for her roles as Louisa Von Trapp in The Sound of Music.

1137
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,440
So probably one of the, the kids from The Sound of Music.

1138
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,300
But getting back to your man there, Robert Yurik.

1139
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,940
Let's have a look at his career.

1140
00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:15,660
He's in a TV show called The Specialists.

1141
00:51:15,660 --> 00:51:16,160
Uh.

1142
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:27,940
Extensive list of filmography here.

1143
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,980
It's films, roles such as.

1144
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,540
Classic man of the past.

1145
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:33,400
Thank you very much.

1146
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,860
Thank you very much.

1147
00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:40,060
Magnum Force.

1148
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,000
Look at that.

1149
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:41,680
Clint Eastwood.

1150
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:43,880
Uh.

1151
00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:46,120
Endangered Species.

1152
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,160
He played Reuben Castle.

1153
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:50,740
Thank you very much, Touch.

1154
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,660
The Ice Pirates.

1155
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,440
In 1984, The Ice Pirates.

1156
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,840
A totally spaced adventure, it's called.

1157
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,300
You have to be there to see it.

1158
00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:05,260
That's the tagline.

1159
00:52:12,060 --> 00:52:13,520
Ice Pirates trailer.

1160
00:52:14,220 --> 00:52:17,520
Trailer.

1161
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,280
The Ice Pirates 1984.

1162
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,640
It had fucking, what's his face in luck?

1163
00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:26,640
What's, what's his name again?

1164
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:30,740
He's in the, uh, the motorbike, uh, TV series as well.

1165
00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:34,600
First, the space comedy.

1166
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,500
We've, we've come across something absolutely beautiful.

1167
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:41,580
I didn't think this sort of stuff would have happened in the 80s.

1168
00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:44,460
I thought they would have not done this in the 80s.

1169
00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:49,440
Because you will have moved into fucking RoboCop territory.

1170
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,640
Surely this would have been left in Star Trek TV.

1171
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:56,040
Unless it's meant to be a fucking comedy as well.

1172
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,600
Maybe it's meant to be a comedy.

1173
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,300
In which case, they did.

1174
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:00,900
It worked because I laughed.

1175
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,220
But if it's serious.

1176
00:53:03,020 --> 00:53:05,400
You wouldn't open the trailer with that shot, would you?

1177
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:06,340
Unless it was a comedy.

1178
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,140
At last, the space comedy.

1179
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:13,160
You didn't.

1180
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:14,940
It's a space comedy.

1181
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,580
Thank God.

1182
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:37,520
That was fucking sick.

1183
00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:39,020
It's like baby mice.

1184
00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:41,920
Probably harmed as well in the fucking creation of the film.

1185
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,720
Because, you know, back then.

1186
00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:47,120
Health safety regulations.

1187
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,900
It was a lax affair.

1188
00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:52,540
Those guys probably weren't treated well at all.

1189
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,720
And they've got great sushi.

1190
00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:57,080
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1191
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,080
But there's no water.

1192
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,380
You got any water?

1193
00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:06,680
It is a time when desperate men will swing from the chandeliers.

1194
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,420
Just to get a drink.

1195
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:12,400
Just take a look at that.

1196
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:13,200
Good men.

1197
00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:14,220
Like Jason.

1198
00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:15,460
Space pirate.

1199
00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:17,640
And explorer of the cosmos.

1200
00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:21,040
His chief engineer and fellow rogue Roscoe.

1201
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:21,600
Here they come.

1202
00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:24,180
Fuck.

1203
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,040
Fuck.

1204
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:26,240
Oh, here.

1205
00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:26,900
Quit that.

1206
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,180
And the beautiful Princess Karina.

1207
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:34,880
This is a Star Wars sort of fucking spoof, is it?

1208
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,680
Looks fucking shite, man.

1209
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:39,320
I hope the channel doesn't get taken down now for showing trailers.

1210
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:43,840
Does anybody know about the copyright scenario showing trailers?

1211
00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:44,700
Can you show them?

1212
00:54:44,820 --> 00:54:46,340
Maybe I can't show the whole thing.

1213
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:49,640
You've got to kind of ming the merciless lad.

1214
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:58,780
But they wouldn't have had the budget to have gone all in on a Star Wars piss take because you really have to have the skills to be able to create that world.

1215
00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:00,360
It's just not going to happen.

1216
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:01,100
Look at this here.

1217
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:08,660
You've got a fucking alien man taking his shit in some sort of fucking open stall situation.

1218
00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:13,560
Thank you very much, Spice Pirate, for your tip there.

1219
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,580
And karate chop as well.

1220
00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:22,260
See startling special effects.

1221
00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:26,840
See depravity in zero gravity.

1222
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,960
See glamour girls from another galaxy.

1223
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:32,740
Glamour girls are after you.

1224
00:55:32,740 --> 00:55:34,160
See kung fu robots.

1225
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:39,140
And delight in the mysteries of the seventh world.

1226
00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:44,380
The one place in the universe to get a decent glass of water.

1227
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:45,880
Don't do that.

1228
00:55:47,620 --> 00:55:48,900
Dodgy enough, is this?

1229
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:49,900
You insist.

1230
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,940
How's it going? How's it going? How's it going, you?

1231
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,320
The Ice Pirates.

1232
00:56:01,340 --> 00:56:02,760
Don't do that.

1233
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,400
A totally spaced adventure.

1234
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,560
Unbelievable. 124k views.

1235
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,000
It was only put up 11 months ago, this trailer.

1236
00:56:17,260 --> 00:56:19,060
Probably the HD re-upload.

1237
00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:21,080
Anonymous, thank you very much there.

1238
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,980
Are you and Tom related to the late actor Burt Lancaster?

1239
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:27,940
Not that I know of.

1240
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:33,020
I'm not particularly too sure whether or not he had any sort of fucking relatives in our neck of the woods.

1241
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:34,780
But thanks very much for the tip.

1242
00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:37,060
Some serious yank slug vibes, he says.

1243
00:56:37,180 --> 00:56:38,660
Dr. Moonlight Graham.

1244
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,340
Dr. Moonlight Graham, is it?

1245
00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:47,080
Was Burt Lancaster in...

1246
00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:49,560
Fucking hell, it is.

1247
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,460
Is he out of Gone with the Wind Burt Lancaster?

1248
00:56:52,540 --> 00:56:53,460
Was that Burt Reynolds?

1249
00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:55,120
No, that's not Burt Reynolds.

1250
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,360
That was Dirk Butler.

1251
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,140
Let's have a look at this.

1252
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,220
There's a bit of Tom arsery going on here, Tom.

1253
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,880
Somebody has tipped in saying he's like you.

1254
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,080
Fire it up there.

1255
00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:09,100
Let's see what it's like.

1256
00:57:12,420 --> 00:57:16,080
Moonlight Graham achieving your dream in Field of Dreams.

1257
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:17,080
Oh, so it's in...

1258
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:25,000
Oh, Field of Dreams, the movie about the man who fucking wants to build the baseball stadium in the back garden or something.

1259
00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:25,340
Is it?

1260
00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:27,560
Bit loud.

1261
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:27,560
Bit loud.

1262
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:28,440
Let's turn that down.

1263
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,440
We might get Tommy to overdub this.

1264
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:39,120
But we don't want Paul Fowle of YouTube's stringent copyright policy.

1265
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,000
So we need to be selective about the scenes.

1266
00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:43,960
Let's just skip to the chase here.

1267
00:57:44,820 --> 00:57:45,740
Or cut to the chase.

1268
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,100
There's a man in a hat.

1269
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:49,040
We can maybe pop a hat on him.

1270
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,940
No one's called me Moonlight Graham in 50 years.

1271
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,300
Okay, let's just try that one.

1272
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:55,620
Let's just try that one, Tom.

1273
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,760
Are you listening?

1274
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,940
No one's called me Moonlight Graham in 16 years, is it?

1275
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,740
Are you Moonlight Graham?

1276
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:05,440
Moonlight Graham.

1277
00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:06,320
Moonlight Graham.

1278
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,540
Give it a blast.

1279
00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:27,640
Are you Moonlight Graham?

1280
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:33,620
How are you getting on?

1281
00:58:33,660 --> 00:58:36,440
No one's called me Moonlight Graham in 16 years.

1282
00:58:37,140 --> 00:58:38,260
Are you doing a bit of dreaming?

1283
00:58:39,060 --> 00:58:41,120
Well, I've come a very long way to see you.

1284
00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:43,000
Are you doing a bit of dreaming?

1285
00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:43,340
Yeah.

1286
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:44,720
That's mighty.

1287
00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:47,020
You like baseball, is it?

1288
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,020
Do you mind if I join you?

1289
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:53,440
I mean, I'd like to talk to you.

1290
00:58:55,540 --> 00:58:56,960
Do you want to go for a few scopes?

1291
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:57,280
Come on.

1292
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:00,600
Talk to me about...

1293
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,800
Well, when you got...

1294
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,340
Not great, Tom.

1295
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:03,920
Not great.

1296
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,600
But it will do for now.

1297
00:59:05,780 --> 00:59:08,160
And thank you very much there, Anonymous, for the tip there.

1298
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,500
We'll move on anyway.

1299
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,580
I don't want to get off on a fucking long tangent here.

1300
00:59:13,220 --> 00:59:15,340
Comedian Ron Del Sheridan and...

1301
00:59:15,340 --> 00:59:16,700
Ron Del Sheridan.

1302
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:27,320
I can see this is going to be a tough one to get through because I do feel as though I need to really do my due diligence and brush up on each of these characters.

1303
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,040
Ron...

1304
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:29,140
Ron...

1305
00:59:29,140 --> 00:59:30,420
Actor Robert Urich.

1306
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:32,180
Comedian Ron Del Sheridan.

1307
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:33,740
Ron Del Sheridan.

1308
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:34,040
Come on.

1309
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:38,320
We need to see a five-minute set of Ron Del Sheridan before...

1310
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:41,900
Because this would have been a tame affair at this award ceremony.

1311
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:45,500
He wouldn't have been able to fucking unleash the big guns, you know?

1312
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,380
Ron Del...

1313
00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:49,120
Sheridan.

1314
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:51,380
Stand up.

1315
00:59:56,820 --> 00:59:58,840
Two minutes at the laughter factory.

1316
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:08,860
I guess when I think, when I see the laugh factory, I always think of the fucking ill-fated Kramer performance.

1317
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,460
Which I think was at the laugh factory. Maybe it was a different one as well.

1318
01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:14,720
Vegas. Is it? Las Vegas.

1319
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:19,220
So you're drinking. You guys got no drinks at all? Is this an AA convention? What's going on?

1320
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:23,120
How you going to think is it not any drinks at all? What were you doing earlier today?

1321
01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:26,880
Well, Rondell lived longer. He probably still is alive. This is five years ago.

1322
01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:29,200
But the first guy is who, he died.

1323
01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:37,440
Rondell has been putting in work for over 20 years, a commentator says, and still looking like he did in the 90s.

1324
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,080
You were drinking. Oh, so you're drunk out. You got no drinking.

1325
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:41,600
You're doing the D-boy.

1326
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:43,820
Build it.

1327
01:00:43,820 --> 01:00:47,420
Build it. They will come. Thank you very much.

1328
01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:50,060
And le petit disco. Thank you very much.

1329
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:50,280
Woo!

1330
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,580
After you're so drunk, the cops pull you over. You can't even say your name.

1331
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:56,160
Can you step out of the car? Woo!

1332
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,740
Go outside any bar. Go outside any bar at 2 a.m.

1333
01:01:01,740 --> 01:01:03,320
Just stand outside the bar and go, woo!

1334
01:01:04,340 --> 01:01:06,200
You'll hear miles away at another bar.

1335
01:01:06,340 --> 01:01:06,640
Woo!

1336
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,100
That's drunk Marco Polo. That's what that is.

1337
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:15,260
No, I was really thirsty.

1338
01:01:15,660 --> 01:01:18,240
I just want to go back to vintage Rondell.

1339
01:01:19,060 --> 01:01:24,360
I hate that summer's over. I miss summer, especially when I was a kid. My dad used to barbecue a lot when I was a kid, man.

1340
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:29,980
I lived at home for 18 years, first 18 years of my life, and I never once ever remember my dad cleaning the barbecue grill.

1341
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:38,340
Never once, but it's scary now. As a child, all I remember doing, standing there going, Dad, there's some stuff on there.

1342
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,740
Shut up. That gives us a special flavor.

1343
01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:45,540
That's Rondell.

1344
01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:49,500
And former Apple CEO Gil Emilio join us.

1345
01:01:49,860 --> 01:01:54,320
And former Apple CEO. I'm not going to look at these lads. These are just techie guys.

1346
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,100
We honor the best new software programs of the year.

1347
01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:57,840
The Cody.

1348
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:02,200
Someone won an award there, this fella, and he's really milking it with the faces, look.

1349
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:09,880
This guy looks like he's not arse at all. He's lost the will to present that fella we're looking at right now.

1350
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,780
Emilio, join us as we...

1351
01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:16,960
This situation here. This guy loves the award so much.

1352
01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:24,080
And he's really cradling that fucking piece of glass there in his hands. He loves this situation.

1353
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:29,820
This is... Look at that face there. It's a lovely... I call that a Schmeichel.

1354
01:02:30,860 --> 01:02:35,300
I don't know why either. Don't even ask me why, but I call that one.

1355
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,800
He's giving it... He's giving it... Load the Schmeichel there.

1356
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:44,540
Then he laughs at that. And then he does another little Schmeichel as well.

1357
01:02:44,580 --> 01:02:50,440
He does this kind of roll here. It's a shoulder roll. It's an unprepared...

1358
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:54,480
This is what happens when you're full of joy. You really don't know what you're going to do.

1359
01:02:55,240 --> 01:03:00,160
I've seen a terrible video of Elon Musk on a red carpet there in the last 24 hours.

1360
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:03,880
And it was painful to see some of the moves he was making.

1361
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,820
I mean, he did probably know that he was going to be doing this fucking stuff.

1362
01:03:08,820 --> 01:03:15,260
But it was still painful. I mean, I would have prepared a few moves.

1363
01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,500
Is it... Is it here?

1364
01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:22,820
Is it even here? No?

1365
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,020
I don't have fun with every fucking studio at night!

1366
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,240
Thank you very much, Big Red.

1367
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,480
For the tip there.

1368
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:36,380
Was Rondell a big inspiration for Tommy's stand-up in the castle there, Tom?

1369
01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:42,680
I'd never heard of Rondell in my life, but he seems like a nice chap.

1370
01:03:43,420 --> 01:03:44,160
Fair fox for him.

1371
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,100
Seems like a nice chap.

1372
01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:55,420
Great stuff there.

1373
01:03:55,420 --> 01:03:56,660
So then we just...

1374
01:03:56,660 --> 01:03:58,100
We look there at this video.

1375
01:03:58,340 --> 01:04:02,260
Was it uploaded in the last fucking hour today?

1376
01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:05,180
Here...

1377
01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:06,320
No, it's an interview.

1378
01:04:07,020 --> 01:04:07,420
But we need...

1379
01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:10,820
We need the poses.

1380
01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:11,320
Here we go.

1381
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,820
It's a bizarre set of poses.

1382
01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:26,620
These guys that are fucking paparazzis...

1383
01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:28,120
Do this!

1384
01:04:28,340 --> 01:04:29,160
Do that!

1385
01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:30,800
Throw the arms up!

1386
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:31,280
Yeah!

1387
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,220
That's right!

1388
01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:33,100
Yeah!

1389
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:37,720
To your left!

1390
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,000
To your left!

1391
01:04:39,060 --> 01:04:39,340
To your left!

1392
01:04:39,340 --> 01:04:39,440
To your left!

1393
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:39,540
To your left!

1394
01:04:39,540 --> 01:04:39,880
To your left!

1395
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,300
Crazy bit of business, Tom.

1396
01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:46,340
It is.

1397
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,040
He's giving it the fighting pose there.

1398
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:53,100
Can you make the screen any bigger at least so I can really see what we're dealing with here?

1399
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:59,560
Yeah, I like the way that you've just become some sort of fucking wingman co-commentator for this.

1400
01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:00,960
Not your stream at all.

1401
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,740
Yeah, but I'll pull in the big crowd, you know.

1402
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:05,440
You're...

1403
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:05,840
You're...

1404
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:05,840
You're...

1405
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:05,940
You're...

1406
01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:06,260
You're...

1407
01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:06,940
You're small...

1408
01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:08,140
Small fry these days.

1409
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:13,020
Yeah, we get that there and see that.

1410
01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:17,020
What's the best here?

1411
01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:17,620
What's the best?

1412
01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:19,060
To your left!

1413
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:20,680
Elon, straight ahead!

1414
01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:21,580
Straight ahead, Elon!

1415
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:23,620
To your left!

1416
01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:23,920
Elon!

1417
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:24,800
To your left!

1418
01:05:25,180 --> 01:05:25,620
Elon!

1419
01:05:25,620 --> 01:05:25,740
Elon!

1420
01:05:25,740 --> 01:05:26,140
Elon!

1421
01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:28,280
That was a tough...

1422
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,080
That was a tough situation there.

1423
01:05:30,140 --> 01:05:31,620
We can't rewind on that one.

1424
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:32,020
Elon!

1425
01:05:32,140 --> 01:05:32,740
To your left!

1426
01:05:32,740 --> 01:05:33,040
To your left!

1427
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:33,340
To your left!

1428
01:05:33,340 --> 01:05:33,640
To your left!

1429
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:34,340
How come...

1430
01:05:34,340 --> 01:05:35,920
These fucking YouTube shorts...

1431
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:36,740
What's the point of them?

1432
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,660
Does anybody even watch these lads?

1433
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:42,940
Because I'm constantly getting the update on...

1434
01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:44,980
From YouTube in emails saying,

1435
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:46,600
You should do more shorts!

1436
01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:51,240
And if you look on YouTube studio when I'm going in to do live streams, it's like, we noticed

1437
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:52,800
you're not uploading shorts.

1438
01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:57,680
We think shorts is a great way for you to grow and engage your new audience.

1439
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:58,920
You have no clue.

1440
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:03,820
The algorithm could select you for a video and the next thing you know, you're king of the hill.

1441
01:06:04,420 --> 01:06:05,860
It's like, what's the point?

1442
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:08,800
You know, do you not want to see something that...

1443
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:10,780
I suppose if you're scrolling...

1444
01:06:10,780 --> 01:06:13,120
You want to see an impactful video, obviously.

1445
01:06:13,460 --> 01:06:14,020
Something amazing.

1446
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:14,700
But if...

1447
01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:16,660
There's no point in making one of these fucking things.

1448
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,760
They've lost the war to TikTok.

1449
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:20,320
Is this...

1450
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:21,960
And they're trying to compete with them.

1451
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,480
Thank you very much there, Big Red, for the tip.

1452
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:28,580
And grinning 90s tux renter.

1453
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,620
And you can't rewind the fucking things.

1454
01:06:31,700 --> 01:06:34,400
I'm trying to rewind here to see that pose that he just did.

1455
01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:37,740
But it means you have to play the whole fucking video again.

1456
01:06:38,580 --> 01:06:39,580
To your left!

1457
01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:40,240
Elon, it's me!

1458
01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:43,640
Throw the arms in the air again!

1459
01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:46,780
Elon, fighting pose!

1460
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:47,840
Twisted!

1461
01:06:48,260 --> 01:06:51,000
Thank you very much there, Elon Edgelord.

1462
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:51,360
To your left!

1463
01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:52,620
To your left!

1464
01:06:52,680 --> 01:07:05,240
They're just trying to pinpoint the sizzle point.

1465
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,640
It's just, it's remarkable, isn't it?

1466
01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:15,320
It's insane.

1467
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:16,760
That's insane.

1468
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:17,520
That one, Tom.

1469
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,340
Can you see that one?

1470
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,400
Yes, it really is.

1471
01:07:21,460 --> 01:07:23,860
It's truly something out of the ordinary.

1472
01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:29,900
Maybe you can zoom in there a little bit more on the face, Ian, to get a look at the Schmeichel.

1473
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,720
Yeah, you'd be right in saying it is a fucking Schmeichel.

1474
01:07:34,780 --> 01:07:36,380
He's gone for the Schmeichel himself.

1475
01:07:38,140 --> 01:07:40,920
Isn't just lads from the past that have gone for the Schmeichel.

1476
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:53,740
That's that anyway.

1477
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,040
We can get the fuck out of that.

1478
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:58,860
What were we on there before that brought us to that?

1479
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:01,460
This fella.

1480
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:02,040
Okay.

1481
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:04,600
This guy wasn't impressed at all.

1482
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:10,380
But the next follow-up fella was an absolute Schmeichel Schmeichel.

1483
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:12,400
United.

1484
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,240
Let me just resize the screen here.

1485
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:22,460
I mean, I wish there was a faster way of doing this, but I haven't had the notion that I was going to be zooming in and out of these things.

1486
01:08:22,460 --> 01:08:35,100
And I used to have this fucking thing booted up on a different operating system, which allowed me to pinpoint, as you know well, ad nauseum, zooming in and out, stopping things and zooming in and out and honing in.

1487
01:08:36,220 --> 01:08:38,480
We're going to have to get that back if this is the case.

1488
01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:40,800
We're going to be going through these old episodes again.

1489
01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:45,200
Join us as we honor the best new software programs of the year.

1490
01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:49,140
The Cody's coming up next on The Computer Chronicles.

1491
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,600
The Computer Chronicles.

1492
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:52,000
The Cody's.

1493
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:57,620
Brought to you by BigStar.com, with thousands of videos and DVDs for the whole family.

1494
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:07,160
Additional support by TechWeb for up-to-the-minute technology news.

1495
01:09:08,620 --> 01:09:17,380
And by TVA, Television Associates, bridging the worlds of computers and video with DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services.

1496
01:09:20,140 --> 01:09:27,220
This is the Century Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles, site of the 1999 Excellence in Software Awards.

1497
01:09:27,220 --> 01:09:29,360
We at the Cody's, boys.

1498
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,700
We at the Cody Awards.

1499
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:36,000
We're the classic agnostic guys.

1500
01:09:36,860 --> 01:09:42,200
We've got this band here who are called the Classic Agnostic Guys.

1501
01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:45,900
Famous jazz band from L.A.

1502
01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:48,680
DPRA, thank you very much there for the tip.

1503
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:50,920
Nuka Creamer.

1504
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:51,780
Thank you very much.

1505
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:54,520
Have you seen the Fallout show yet?

1506
01:09:54,620 --> 01:09:55,220
I haven't.

1507
01:09:56,120 --> 01:10:04,180
Never seen that before.

1508
01:10:04,340 --> 01:10:06,320
A lad singing and wearing one of these.

1509
01:10:06,420 --> 01:10:11,720
Is he like moonlight double jobbing as the floor manager and a singer at the same time?

1510
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:13,540
Maybe he got the fucking lads the gig.

1511
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:18,000
And he's like working on the show and he's like, I can fucking double up here.

1512
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:22,500
Or maybe one member of the Classic Agnostic Guys was ill.

1513
01:10:23,020 --> 01:10:27,600
And this guy just had a real sweet syrupy voice and he got involved in it.

1514
01:10:28,340 --> 01:10:30,660
Little bit of extra cash and claw at the end of the night.

1515
01:10:31,020 --> 01:10:32,840
Gameboy, thank you very much for the tip.

1516
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:37,140
Recognizes the best new computer programs of the year with their Cody Awards.

1517
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:42,040
Make sure you install your software right.

1518
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,080
Don't copy that flop tonight.

1519
01:10:46,780 --> 01:10:47,940
Software men.

1520
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,360
We're just the software boys.

1521
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:58,800
The association honored 38 of the best new software programs in eight different product categories.

1522
01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:02,860
The live event took several hours so we can't show it all to you.

1523
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:07,540
We would love to show you all seven hours of the show.

1524
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:09,480
But that would be ridiculous.

1525
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:12,540
Sean Heffernan, thank you very much for the tip.

1526
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:13,820
Highlights of the ceremony.

1527
01:11:14,860 --> 01:11:15,380
Highlights?

1528
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:18,440
And several hours so we can't show it all to you.

1529
01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:20,460
But we do have highlights of the ceremony.

1530
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:22,580
And we'll tell you all the winners.

1531
01:11:22,580 --> 01:11:25,880
It was my privilege to co-host this event.

1532
01:11:26,540 --> 01:11:26,640
Woo!

1533
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:29,180
We got to fucking cheer for this lads.

1534
01:11:31,540 --> 01:11:33,520
Where is the fucking soundboard?

1535
01:11:35,260 --> 01:11:36,440
Oh, Christ.

1536
01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:44,740
Along with all the winners.

1537
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,060
It was my privilege to co-host this event.

1538
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,260
Along with comedian Rondell Sheridan.

1539
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,880
And celebrity presenter, television actor.

1540
01:11:53,020 --> 01:11:53,360
Hang on.

1541
01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:55,420
Have we not just fucking seen these guys?

1542
01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:56,260
Has he not done this?

1543
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:58,340
Are we repeating a bit already?

1544
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:01,180
Did he not already introduce these guys ten minutes ago?

1545
01:12:01,180 --> 01:12:04,820
He did, he did.

1546
01:12:05,140 --> 01:12:06,120
So he's just saying it again.

1547
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:11,860
Robert Urich got us going with the Cody Award for Best Business Software Program of the Year.

1548
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:16,660
My agent told me a few weeks ago to keep a date in March open.

1549
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:21,600
I've got a date in a bag open at the moment.

1550
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:35,920
I need to work on the timing of that one.

1551
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:35,980
I need to work on the timing of that one.

1552
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,480
Because they wanted me to be a presenter.

1553
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:52,180
Now, I knew it wasn't going to be Best Picture.

1554
01:12:54,020 --> 01:13:02,240
I was pretty sure it wasn't going to be Best Actor because usually they have the person who won the previous year make the announcement.

1555
01:13:02,660 --> 01:13:06,120
As you know, I did not win last year.

1556
01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:10,800
Hell, I wasn't even nominated last year.

1557
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:15,020
I was not in a movie that could have allowed me to be nominated last year.

1558
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:22,720
So I thought at least Special Effects, Best Foreign Film, Best Musical Score.

1559
01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:24,560
And I...

1560
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:25,200
Game Boy!

1561
01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:28,100
Get here tonight and it's the Cody's.

1562
01:13:28,260 --> 01:13:29,140
Game Boy!

1563
01:13:29,540 --> 01:13:31,020
What the hell are the Cody's?

1564
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,400
So, uh...

1565
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:33,800
Ha ha ha!

1566
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:37,020
I managed to get myself a seat in the crowd.

1567
01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:38,820
Um...

1568
01:13:38,820 --> 01:13:39,760
The Cody's?

1569
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:41,580
What the hell are the Cody's?

1570
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,000
You're fucking dying.

1571
01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:45,180
You're dying in your harassment.

1572
01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:45,680
Um...

1573
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:47,380
I'm all dressed.

1574
01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:48,360
I've got the tux on.

1575
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:49,280
I wore a tux.

1576
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:49,800
You are...

1577
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,360
Barely in the business, but...

1578
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:53,360
Tux...

1579
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,360
You know?

1580
01:13:54,820 --> 01:13:54,960
Yeah.

1581
01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:58,620
I knew it wasn't going to be Best Picture.

1582
01:13:58,620 --> 01:14:03,620
I was pretty sure it wasn't going to be Best Actor because...

1583
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:08,680
Usually they have the person who won the previous year make the announcement.

1584
01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:10,580
Get off the fucking stage!

1585
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:12,560
I did not win last year.

1586
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:17,240
Hell, I wasn't even nominated last year.

1587
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:17,880
Uh...

1588
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:21,440
I was not in a movie that could have allowed me to be nominated last year.

1589
01:14:21,780 --> 01:14:22,520
You're shite!

1590
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:23,120
Uh...

1591
01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:23,600
So...

1592
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:28,460
So I thought at least Special Effects, Best Foreign Film, Best Musical,

1593
01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:29,460
Score...

1594
01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:32,740
And I get here tonight and it's the Cody's!

1595
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,580
What the hell are the Cody's?

1596
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,260
Who the fuck are you, Matt?

1597
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:38,460
I'm all dressed.

1598
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:39,440
I've got the tux on.

1599
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:40,360
I wore a tux.

1600
01:14:40,460 --> 01:14:40,640
You are?

1601
01:14:41,980 --> 01:14:43,460
Barely in the business, but...

1602
01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:45,760
So I'm here.

1603
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,820
So I might as well do this, uh...

1604
01:14:47,820 --> 01:14:48,460
You know...

1605
01:14:48,460 --> 01:14:49,880
Presentation.

1606
01:14:50,140 --> 01:14:51,140
You know...

1607
01:14:51,140 --> 01:14:54,560
I'm all dressed.

1608
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:55,540
I've got the tux on.

1609
01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:56,460
I wore a tux.

1610
01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:56,760
You are?

1611
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:59,300
Barely in the business, but...

1612
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:01,860
So I'm here.

1613
01:15:01,860 --> 01:15:03,140
So I might as well do this, uh...

1614
01:15:03,140 --> 01:15:04,140
Classic agnostic guys.

1615
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:04,140
You know...

1616
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:06,420
It's a state of all night!

1617
01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:07,420
Um...

1618
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:11,200
There are many categories of business software.

1619
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,920
Numeric texts and graphics.

1620
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:13,600
Uh...

1621
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,420
Graphics programs.

1622
01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:15,340
Schedulers.

1623
01:15:15,340 --> 01:15:16,680
Project managers.

1624
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:17,760
Information managers.

1625
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,640
Database programs, etc.

1626
01:15:20,140 --> 01:15:22,980
And of all these types of business programs, uh...

1627
01:15:22,980 --> 01:15:32,420
Some chart new territory, develop new ways of solving business problems, or simply do a traditional business task better than was ever possible before.

1628
01:15:32,420 --> 01:15:34,220
Fuck off! You're rubbish!

1629
01:15:34,220 --> 01:15:40,200
Finalists in this category have met that standard. The nominees for best new business software program...

1630
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:40,820
Go home!

1631
01:15:40,820 --> 01:15:41,320
...are...

1632
01:15:42,460 --> 01:15:48,400
Photo Draw 2000. Microsoft. The Brain. Naturopical...

1633
01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:54,000
Some good stuff, actually. This is research that we could use to be able to source brand new programs...

1634
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:58,000
To possibly play on our fucking emulator for Windows 98.

1635
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:02,480
Uh... A... A... A fucking thing called The Brain by Cody.

1636
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:04,840
Have a look here.

1637
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,840
My software program of the year are...

1638
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:09,720
Photo Draw 2000.

1639
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,240
The mic was low.

1640
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:13,760
Oh, my mic is low. I turn it back up now.

1641
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:24,240
So this is, uh... Research we could actually use for playing new pieces of software and games of the olden times today.

1642
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:31,600
Obviously, we had a bit of a fucking technical gremlin, ghost in the machine situation at the beginning of the stream.

1643
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:37,200
But I assure you, we'll be going back to Windows 98 at some stage. So please, uh...

1644
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:44,800
Do stay tuned for that. That's... That promises it to be absolutely electric. I've got some ink character software. I've got fucking...

1645
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:50,400
I downloaded, uh... That screensaver one after dark.

1646
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:58,960
And just looking at these guys now. Photo Draw 2000. That looks like some sort of rubbish Photoshop clone.

1647
01:16:58,960 --> 01:16:59,840
Microsoft.

1648
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:02,880
And now one called The Brain.

1649
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:06,400
The Brain. Naturopical software technologies.

1650
01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:12,800
Uh... Thank you very much, Sadie Williams, there, for the tip. How are you? Could you please ask Alan to go make a cup of tea?

1651
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:21,520
That sounds great there, Alan. I wouldn't mind making one myself. And Paddy the Boo, thank you very much. Hope Patricia has a good day at work in the morning. Paddy the Boo, thank you very much.

1652
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:24,960
I'm just gonna put a cup of tea on. I'll be back in one moment.

1653
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:26,220
Music

1654
01:17:26,220 --> 01:17:27,960
Music

1655
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:30,960
Music

1656
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,960
Music

1657
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:36,960
Music

1658
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:39,960
Music

1659
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,960
Music

1660
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:45,960
Music

1661
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,960
Music

1662
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:51,960
Music

1663
01:17:51,960 --> 01:18:21,940
Thank you.

1664
01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:51,920
Thank you.

1665
01:18:51,920 --> 01:19:21,900
Thank you.

1666
01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:51,880
Thank you.

1667
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,880
Thank you.

1668
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:55,880
Thank you.

1669
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:59,940
Right, back at it. Back in the habit, Sister Act 2.

1670
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:04,600
Sound.

1671
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:19,880
Pechel Software Technologies. Peachtree Office Accounting. Peachtree Office Accounting. Peachtree Software. Window on Wall Street Internet Trader Deluxe. Window on Wall Street.

1672
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:29,880
There's some great hanging Chad moments here for the season the crowd.

1673
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:45,820
be. Get out with the fucking show, hey! And the coding award goes to Peachtree Office

1674
01:20:45,820 --> 01:20:58,060
Accounting by Peachtree Software. Accepting the award for Peachtree Software. Sensei, thank

1675
01:20:58,060 --> 01:21:03,840
you very much for the tip. Here is Ron Burney. One of the key features of Peachtree Office

1676
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:09,740
Accounting is that it works seamlessly with Microsoft Office applications. This is lovely.

1677
01:21:09,740 --> 01:21:16,300
Imagine having an award ceremony voiced over by Stu whilst at the same time knowing that

1678
01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:23,540
he's in a tuxedo somewhere in the rafters waiting to make an appearance as well. I'd pay good

1679
01:21:23,540 --> 01:21:33,040
money for that ticket every fucking night. Producers! Pull my peach, thank you very much

1680
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:39,320
for the tip there. And Sensei. Bit of biscuit in the throat there.

1681
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:45,100
Ron Burney. Accepting the award for Peachtree Software is Ron Burney.

1682
01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:50,880
Lovely bit of slap bass going on in that jazz band as well. Ron Burney is after you. And

1683
01:21:50,880 --> 01:22:14,660
Verney Teabag is after you as well. Thank you very much for the Rumsfeld. Accepting the award for Peachtree Software is Ron Burney. One of the key features of Peachtree Office Accounting is that it works seamlessly with Microsoft Office applications, letting users easily import accounting information into programs such as Word, Excel, and Outlook.

1684
01:22:14,660 --> 01:22:24,160
On behalf of all the people at Peachtree. Fucking so tight the way they ended that tune as well. Anaconda G, thank you very

1685
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:44,220
much for the tip there. He is absolutely thrilled to receive this award. Listen to him. Software, we'd just like to thank our small business customers for continuing to push us to make the complex task of accounting simple. Thank you very much. Humble, very humble. Microsoft or Apple, thank you very much for the tip there.

1686
01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:51,720
Timmy Levy: They both have their merits. But I must say, I'm a Windows kind of guy. And Sensei, thank you very much again for the tip there.

1687
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:59,220
Timmy Levy: Other Coddy Award winners in the Business and Home Office Software category included:

1688
01:22:59,220 --> 01:23:08,720
Timmy Levy: Symantec's Act 4.0 for Best Business Software Upgrade. Intuit's QuickBooks Pro won the Best Numeric or Data Business Software.

1689
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:22,720
Timmy Levy: The Coddy for Best Desktop Publishing Program went to Adobe Systems Photoshop 5.0. FileMaker Pro 4.0 won the Best Application Development Tool. And PowerQuest's Partition Magic 4.0.

1690
01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:30,220
Timmy Levy: They integrated the fucking Computer Chronicles theme tune that we all know and love into this show, the Codys there.

1691
01:23:30,220 --> 01:23:35,220
Timmy Levy: I thought it was going to be some jazz music, but that's only going to be for the walk ups and the walk offs.

1692
01:23:35,220 --> 01:23:40,220
Timmy Levy: Although I don't think there was any jazz, jazzification for your man walking off the stage there.

1693
01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:44,220
Timmy Levy: To make the complex task of accounting simple. Thank you very much.

1694
01:23:44,220 --> 01:23:51,220
Other CODY Award winners in the Business and Home Office software category included:

1695
01:23:51,220 --> 01:23:55,220
BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM,

1696
01:23:55,220 --> 01:23:59,220
Semantic QuickBooks Desk, and PowerQuest Partition Magic 4.0,

1697
01:23:59,220 --> 01:24:02,220
one of CODY for Best Software Utility.

1698
01:24:07,220 --> 01:24:11,220
There were nine CODY Awards for Educational Software.

1699
01:24:11,220 --> 01:24:15,220
Ellen Bialo, President of IESD Incorporated,

1700
01:24:15,220 --> 01:24:22,220
and Kathy Hurley of The Learning Company presented one of the CODY Awards for Best Curriculum Software.

1701
01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:31,220
Lovely bit of curriculum software situationship going on here with Kathryn Hurley and this other lady.

1702
01:24:31,220 --> 01:24:37,220
Tonight's nominees for the Best Curriculum Software for Secondary and Postsecondary Education are:

1703
01:24:38,220 --> 01:24:42,220
Boxer Intermediate Algebra, Boxer Learning.

1704
01:24:42,220 --> 01:24:45,220
Tomorrow's Promise Science, Jostin's Learning.

1705
01:24:45,220 --> 01:24:47,220
Jostin's after ya.

1706
01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:50,220
Relate for Teens, Ripple Effects.

1707
01:24:50,220 --> 01:24:53,220
Fucking Ripple Effects are after ya.

1708
01:24:53,220 --> 01:24:57,220
Secondary Math Lab Toolkit, Sunburst Communications.

1709
01:24:57,220 --> 01:25:00,220
Sunburst is asking for ya.

1710
01:25:00,220 --> 01:25:01,220
Cold War, Turner Learning.

1711
01:25:01,220 --> 01:25:07,220
Was that just a fucking bit of software about the Cold War?

1712
01:25:07,220 --> 01:25:09,220
Was they still going on about the Cold War?

1713
01:25:09,220 --> 01:25:10,220
In '99?

1714
01:25:10,220 --> 01:25:12,220
Thought I'd died off.

1715
01:25:12,220 --> 01:25:25,220
A 24-part weekly series airing exclusively on CNN so there was a partner piece of software that you could get to follow along the show with.

1716
01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:29,220
Who knows, there might have been some sort of web element based inside that as well.

1717
01:25:29,220 --> 01:25:31,220
Cold War, Turner Learning.

1718
01:25:31,220 --> 01:25:36,220
And the winner goes to, and the winner is...

1719
01:25:36,220 --> 01:25:37,220
Cold War.

1720
01:25:37,220 --> 01:25:40,220
I think the Teens one is probably gonna get it.

1721
01:25:40,220 --> 01:25:41,220
The fucking...

1722
01:25:41,220 --> 01:25:43,220
The cutting edge, kinda urban...

1723
01:25:43,220 --> 01:25:44,220
Custom learning.

1724
01:25:44,220 --> 01:25:48,220
Relate for Teens by Ripple Effects.

1725
01:25:48,220 --> 01:25:50,220
Seems as though it's gonna be like some sort of...

1726
01:25:50,220 --> 01:25:51,220
Ripple Effects.

1727
01:25:51,220 --> 01:25:55,220
Be careful about new technology guys.

1728
01:25:55,220 --> 01:25:56,220
Mobile phones.

1729
01:25:56,220 --> 01:25:58,220
It could be dangerous.

1730
01:25:58,220 --> 01:25:59,220
Ripple Effects.

1731
01:25:59,220 --> 01:26:00,220
Who knows.

1732
01:26:00,220 --> 01:26:01,220
I'm definitely...

1733
01:26:01,220 --> 01:26:08,220
Well, Jostons for the win says, "Pour Joie."

1734
01:26:08,220 --> 01:26:09,220
Anybody else?

1735
01:26:09,220 --> 01:26:12,220
My money's on Turner says, "Johnson's Lobster."

1736
01:26:12,220 --> 01:26:14,220
I think the Teens one or the Cold War one.

1737
01:26:16,220 --> 01:26:19,220
The graphics on the Teens one was pretty fucking cutting edge and cool.

1738
01:26:19,220 --> 01:26:23,220
I think that would have definitely got a few takers like.

1739
01:26:27,220 --> 01:26:28,220
I'm definitely redeeming myself.

1740
01:26:28,220 --> 01:26:32,220
The Cody award goes to Cold War by Turner Learning.

1741
01:26:33,220 --> 01:26:34,220
I'm right.

1742
01:26:34,220 --> 01:26:35,220
I'm right.

1743
01:26:35,220 --> 01:26:36,220
I'm right.

1744
01:26:36,220 --> 01:26:39,220
Even though I said the Teens one, but I said the Cold War possibly will get it as well.

1745
01:26:40,220 --> 01:26:41,220
Accepting the award for...

1746
01:26:41,220 --> 01:26:42,220
And it's Schmeichel.

1747
01:26:42,220 --> 01:26:45,220
Look at the fucking fan slap on Schmeichel as well.

1748
01:26:47,220 --> 01:26:51,220
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

1749
01:26:51,220 --> 01:26:54,220
Let's get a slow-mo-ification on this slap here.

1750
01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,220
Boom, Hauer.

1751
01:26:58,220 --> 01:26:59,220
Look at that.

1752
01:27:00,220 --> 01:27:01,220
Boom.

1753
01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:05,220
Look, we combine that with some sort of fucking soundboard.

1754
01:27:06,220 --> 01:27:07,220
Slap.

1755
01:27:08,220 --> 01:27:09,220
We have a slap.

1756
01:27:09,220 --> 01:27:11,220
We've got a face slap.

1757
01:27:11,220 --> 01:27:14,220
Don't know if that's going to fucking work for us though.

1758
01:27:15,220 --> 01:27:16,220
See if this woman...

1759
01:27:17,220 --> 01:27:18,220
Turner Learning.

1760
01:27:18,220 --> 01:27:19,220
Ha ha ha ha.

1761
01:27:24,220 --> 01:27:25,220
Did that work lads?

1762
01:27:25,220 --> 01:27:26,220
Because I can't hear it.

1763
01:27:28,220 --> 01:27:29,220
Did he?

1764
01:27:32,220 --> 01:27:33,220
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

1765
01:27:33,220 --> 01:27:34,220
It was a glove slap.

1766
01:27:34,220 --> 01:27:36,220
The award for Turner Learning.

1767
01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:37,220
Ha ha ha.

1768
01:27:37,220 --> 01:27:38,220
Nice.

1769
01:27:38,220 --> 01:27:39,220
Is Dr. John Richards.

1770
01:27:39,220 --> 01:27:41,220
He fucking loves this.

1771
01:27:41,220 --> 01:27:43,220
Look at the grin on him.

1772
01:27:43,220 --> 01:27:47,220
In fairness, if I produced a Cold War 24 part

1773
01:27:48,220 --> 01:27:55,220
partner company software accompanying piece of software for the web series or for the TV series,

1774
01:27:56,220 --> 01:27:59,220
I would have a shit-eating grin on my face as well.

1775
01:28:00,220 --> 01:28:03,220
And I think there are a few detractors, a few enemies.

1776
01:28:03,220 --> 01:28:04,220
John Richards.

1777
01:28:05,220 --> 01:28:08,220
I think John Richards had a few fucking enemies in the...

1778
01:28:08,220 --> 01:28:09,220
Look at the background there.

1779
01:28:09,220 --> 01:28:11,220
You've got some lad out of the fucking Godfather trilogy.

1780
01:28:13,220 --> 01:28:16,220
That's fucking Fredo or one of the boys is going to bump off Richards.

1781
01:28:17,220 --> 01:28:21,220
They probably produce the other shit products like the teens game or the fucking...

1782
01:28:22,220 --> 01:28:28,220
Look, Tony Soprano cross Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction there.

1783
01:28:29,220 --> 01:28:33,220
He's definitely going to bump off fucking Richards after the show, after the gig.

1784
01:28:35,220 --> 01:28:38,220
And then he had another fella at the background as well.

1785
01:28:39,220 --> 01:28:45,220
We got a bit of danger music there maybe we can put to this to enhance...

1786
01:28:46,220 --> 01:28:47,220
Fuck.

1787
01:28:48,220 --> 01:28:49,220
Producers.

1788
01:28:50,220 --> 01:28:51,220
Producers.

1789
01:28:51,220 --> 01:28:59,320
What would work well here?

1790
01:28:59,480 --> 01:29:00,040
Dark.

1791
01:29:01,860 --> 01:29:03,300
Secret dark tunnel.

1792
01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,000
Dark space.

1793
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:07,840
Nah.

1794
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:08,940
Nah.

1795
01:29:09,060 --> 01:29:11,720
I mean I just need to have these things lined up.

1796
01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:16,960
But again I fail on so many fronts when it comes to the preparation.

1797
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:19,860
Thanks very much for the tip there Lord of War.

1798
01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:29,500
Just give me a second there and I'll see if I can just rustle something out of the woodwork here.

1799
01:29:29,620 --> 01:29:30,440
Dark drone.

1800
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:32,040
Drone.

1801
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:33,840
Ambient.

1802
01:29:35,140 --> 01:29:35,280
Eh?

1803
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:38,900
Maybe this one will do.

1804
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:41,740
Gonna have to have it in a separate window of course.

1805
01:29:45,340 --> 01:29:46,060
Oh yeah.

1806
01:29:46,060 --> 01:29:46,380
Yeah.

1807
01:29:46,380 --> 01:30:14,380
*coughing*

1808
01:30:14,380 --> 01:30:16,380
*coughing*

1809
01:30:16,380 --> 01:30:34,380
Tonight on Prime Time, he was the man who made the Cold War software, but who also made a lot of enemies at the same time. Jonathan Richards, the Cold War man.

1810
01:30:34,380 --> 01:30:42,380
*coughing*

1811
01:30:42,380 --> 01:30:44,380
*coughing*

1812
01:30:44,380 --> 01:30:46,380
*coughing*

1813
01:30:46,380 --> 01:30:48,380
*coughing*

1814
01:30:48,380 --> 01:30:50,380
Tonight at 9 on Prime Time.

1815
01:30:50,380 --> 01:30:52,380
*coughing*

1816
01:30:52,380 --> 01:30:54,380
*coughing*

1817
01:30:54,380 --> 01:30:56,380
*coughing*

1818
01:30:56,380 --> 01:31:00,380
*coughing*

1819
01:31:00,380 --> 01:31:02,380
*coughing*

1820
01:31:02,380 --> 01:31:04,380
*coughing*

1821
01:31:04,380 --> 01:31:06,380
*coughing*

1822
01:31:06,380 --> 01:31:08,380
*coughing*

1823
01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:13,500
When you're with the Flintstones. Why are they playing the fucking Flintstones? That's no,

1824
01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:20,620
there's no resemblance to the Cold War. That was a Stone Age based cartoon. It was based in the

1825
01:31:20,620 --> 01:31:26,860
Stone Age, not in the Cold War age. Eunice of a cast. Thank you very much for the tip there,

1826
01:31:26,860 --> 01:31:35,500
Eunice of a cast. Accepting the award for Turner Learning is Dr. John Richards. When you're in the

1827
01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:45,420
Cold War, it's gonna be mighty mighty nuclear thermonuclear time. When you're fighting communists,

1828
01:31:46,060 --> 01:31:53,340
make sure you have a mighty good, you have a lovely good, you have a gay old time. I think it was the

1829
01:31:53,340 --> 01:32:00,780
actual words you have a gay old time but it meant gay as in fun times. Cold War from Turner Learning is

1830
01:32:00,780 --> 01:32:08,620
a CD-ROM designed to be used in schools in Game Boy in conjunction with CNN's primetime television series,

1831
01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:09,340
Cold War.

1832
01:32:09,340 --> 01:32:23,180
Yeah. Thanks everybody. This really, this 24-part series on CNN was Ted Turner's idea and...

1833
01:32:23,180 --> 01:32:29,180
Ted Turner getting a big shout out there. He was big shit back in the day, I think. Let's just have a

1834
01:32:29,180 --> 01:32:38,140
quick dip back into the UN Security Council meeting there. And that's over. That's done. Great stuff.

1835
01:32:38,140 --> 01:32:44,060
Uh, Ted... Oh, what was it? Cold War. Cold War. CNN.

1836
01:32:47,580 --> 01:32:53,580
Complete series look. Oh, we're the classic agnostic guys. Classic agnostic fucking series. Um...

1837
01:32:54,140 --> 01:32:59,740
Osmic Bastard. Thank you very much there. Cold War. I'm gonna watch this. This looks like be great sleep,

1838
01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:03,660
fall asleep to material. It's got a lot of, uh...

1839
01:33:05,180 --> 01:33:11,740
a lot of views on each and every episode as well. Yeah, we'll, we'll check that out at another point. Not on stream anyway.

1840
01:33:11,740 --> 01:33:17,820
And, uh, the idea of making it reach the classrooms, I think, is so critical because we have to...

1841
01:33:17,820 --> 01:33:23,580
Barry Tan, thank you very much. Your office chair hasn't had the absolute shite kicked out of it in some time.

1842
01:33:23,580 --> 01:33:30,940
Unacceptable. Uh, that happened at the beginning of the stream. I don't think you witnessed... you must... you're only showing that you're not a true...

1843
01:33:31,900 --> 01:33:33,900
fat 32...

1844
01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:39,340
connoisseur by saying that because I absolutely leathered the fuck out of it at the beginning.

1845
01:33:40,220 --> 01:33:49,180
Uh, a series of flying knee kicks. And I got out the Ishka five liter water bottle and started fucking laying into it with that.

1846
01:33:49,980 --> 01:33:54,060
Some water went onto the floor and my hands. So...

1847
01:33:55,660 --> 01:33:59,980
Just get here, get here on time is what I'll say to you. Thanks very much for the tip though, Barry.

1848
01:33:59,980 --> 01:34:04,060
...to see who we are in this world today. So thank you very much for recognizing this.

1849
01:34:07,980 --> 01:34:14,300
Much for record critical because we have to see who we are in this world today. So thank you very much for recognizing this.

1850
01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:26,300
Just one more look there at the guys. One more little goosey gander at the guys that were going to kill him afterwards.

1851
01:34:26,940 --> 01:34:31,740
Accepting the award for Turner Learning is Dr. John Richard.

1852
01:34:31,740 --> 01:34:38,740
*Painful music*

1853
01:34:38,740 --> 01:34:45,740
*Painful music*

1854
01:34:45,740 --> 01:34:52,740
*Painful music*

1855
01:34:52,740 --> 01:35:11,740
*Painful music*

1856
01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:15,740
The award for Turner Learning is Dr. John...

1857
01:35:15,740 --> 01:35:17,740
*Painful music*

1858
01:35:17,740 --> 01:35:24,740
*Painful music*

1859
01:35:24,740 --> 01:35:25,740
*Painful music*

1860
01:35:25,740 --> 01:35:30,740
*Painful music*

1861
01:35:34,740 --> 01:35:38,740
Tonight at 9:00 on Dispatches...

1862
01:35:40,740 --> 01:35:42,740
John Richards...

1863
01:35:44,740 --> 01:35:46,740
The Computer Lan...

1864
01:35:46,740 --> 01:35:57,100
James Gandolfini in the background.

1865
01:35:57,100 --> 01:36:14,160
Cold War from Turner Learning is a CD-ROM designed to be used in schools in conjunction with CNN's primetime television series Cold War.

1866
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:18,720
Yeah.

1867
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:20,400
Yeah.

1868
01:36:20,660 --> 01:36:21,500
Thanks, everybody.

1869
01:36:21,940 --> 01:36:23,220
This really, this 24-point series.

1870
01:36:23,220 --> 01:36:24,580
Yeah, yeah, we heard you.

1871
01:36:24,700 --> 01:36:26,340
We understand what you said.

1872
01:36:26,660 --> 01:36:29,080
Look at the movement on your man, the comedian.

1873
01:36:29,260 --> 01:36:29,740
He's coming out.

1874
01:36:29,960 --> 01:36:30,460
He's dancing.

1875
01:36:30,660 --> 01:36:35,280
Maybe there's some sort of music going on there, but that's some sweet moves there, Tom.

1876
01:36:38,180 --> 01:36:40,700
I can't believe what I'm witnessing right now.

1877
01:36:41,020 --> 01:36:42,840
And I love the way this guy is moving.

1878
01:36:43,660 --> 01:36:49,540
Even the saxophonist beside him seems to be in awe of his robotic movements.

1879
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:51,120
It's quite something.

1880
01:36:51,740 --> 01:36:53,580
And very, very smooth.

1881
01:36:53,780 --> 01:36:55,900
It's actually smoother than silk.

1882
01:36:56,220 --> 01:36:57,680
If you can believe that.

1883
01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:00,260
Play it there.

1884
01:37:06,100 --> 01:37:08,760
So just a quick, Robert Urich.

1885
01:37:09,640 --> 01:37:11,420
Just, can you give me a hand?

1886
01:37:11,420 --> 01:37:12,680
Just give me a hand.

1887
01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:12,760
Just give me a hand.

1888
01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:19,560
Did they say you're my fucking favourite there?

1889
01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:20,100
Joey the lips?

1890
01:37:20,100 --> 01:37:20,560
Joey the lips.

1891
01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:20,560
Joey the lips.

1892
01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:20,560
Joey the lips.

1893
01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:20,980
Joey the lips.

1894
01:37:20,980 --> 01:37:21,980
And Dara Dermody.

1895
01:37:21,980 --> 01:37:25,280
Big shout out to Pat O'Keefe, who's watching you for the first time.

1896
01:37:25,280 --> 01:37:26,640
Pat O'Keefe.

1897
01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:27,660
How are ya?

1898
01:37:29,740 --> 01:37:32,780
So this has been a lull in the proceedings.

1899
01:37:32,780 --> 01:37:38,300
There was a bit of music played and then your man just does the robot out of the fucking

1900
01:37:38,300 --> 01:37:38,980
Nowheresville.

1901
01:37:39,440 --> 01:37:39,900
Look at this.

1902
01:37:40,780 --> 01:37:41,780
So it's straight after it.

1903
01:37:41,860 --> 01:37:44,300
Straight after your man has walked off.

1904
01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:46,300
So thank you very much for recognising this.

1905
01:37:46,300 --> 01:37:50,940
And there's a bit of confusion there.

1906
01:37:50,940 --> 01:37:58,700
You can see the floor manager cum singer signal into the band going like, are we meant to play now?

1907
01:37:58,700 --> 01:37:59,520
What's going on?

1908
01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:02,760
You can see him there looking around in sheer confusion.

1909
01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:08,440
I even think that the comedian believed there was meant to be some sort of auditory cue for him.

1910
01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:08,840
Thank you.

1911
01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:10,900
Which is why he came out like this.

1912
01:38:14,600 --> 01:38:19,600
Then halfway through it, he realised, where's the fucking music lads?

1913
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:20,620
No sting.

1914
01:38:20,680 --> 01:38:22,120
Thank you very much for recognising this.

1915
01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:29,620
Maybe because the floor manager was meant to be a fucking floor manager and not on the floor with the band singing.

1916
01:38:30,860 --> 01:38:34,860
He should have been backstage giving the comedian the cue to come on.

1917
01:38:35,420 --> 01:38:37,500
Absolute chaos during that night.

1918
01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:39,980
The Cody, the 1999 Cody Awards.

1919
01:38:40,940 --> 01:38:42,060
Absolute chaos.

1920
01:38:47,340 --> 01:38:48,780
Look, he's going like this.

1921
01:38:48,780 --> 01:38:50,220
He's going, stop, stop.

1922
01:38:53,660 --> 01:38:54,460
Don't come out yet.

1923
01:38:54,460 --> 01:39:05,660
Now he's just realised, fuck, I was meant to come out later on, was I?

1924
01:39:13,740 --> 01:39:19,260
Just a quick, Robert Yurick.

1925
01:39:20,300 --> 01:39:21,900
Just can you give my hand?

1926
01:39:21,900 --> 01:39:25,700
Because I wish I had some music to play for him to come out there.

1927
01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:27,380
But all I have is the drone music.

1928
01:39:27,380 --> 01:39:29,660
So that might have to suffice.

1929
01:39:38,300 --> 01:39:41,420
So just a quick, Robert Yurick.

1930
01:39:41,420 --> 01:39:44,060
Just can you give my hand?

1931
01:39:44,060 --> 01:39:45,340
Because I'll just, you're mine.

1932
01:39:47,660 --> 01:39:50,540
It's like he was going to say you're my fucking favourite there.

1933
01:39:51,660 --> 01:39:53,100
Can you give him a fucking hand?

1934
01:39:53,820 --> 01:39:54,060
Can you?

1935
01:39:54,700 --> 01:39:57,260
So just a quick, Robert Yurick.

1936
01:39:58,300 --> 01:39:59,900
Just can you give my hand?

1937
01:39:59,900 --> 01:40:01,020
Just can you give me a hand?

1938
01:40:01,020 --> 01:40:03,020
Just can you give me a hand?

1939
01:40:08,060 --> 01:40:08,620
So that's it.

1940
01:40:08,620 --> 01:40:09,500
I had nothing else to say.

1941
01:40:09,500 --> 01:40:14,220
So the gentleman who just won, you get the, you're just,

1942
01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:17,020
you're hopped up on like Robitussin, aren't you?

1943
01:40:19,420 --> 01:40:20,620
He's just happy to be here.

1944
01:40:20,620 --> 01:40:21,100
You can tell.

1945
01:40:22,780 --> 01:40:23,580
Okay, here we go.

1946
01:40:24,860 --> 01:40:26,860
Please welcome our next two presenters.

1947
01:40:26,860 --> 01:40:29,700
Dr. John Richards, Senior Vice President,

1948
01:40:30,580 --> 01:40:32,980
Kitty, thanks very much for the tip there.

1949
01:40:32,980 --> 01:40:34,420
Bizarre jokes there.

1950
01:40:34,420 --> 01:40:39,540
Accusations of fucking Robitussin being leveled at the previous winner.

1951
01:40:39,540 --> 01:40:40,100
This guy.

1952
01:40:41,300 --> 01:40:44,100
I wonder, was he fucking hopped up on something?

1953
01:40:44,100 --> 01:40:45,860
We could see the fucking shade of him when he,

1954
01:40:45,860 --> 01:40:47,220
when he collected the award there.

1955
01:40:47,220 --> 01:40:47,780
Look at this.

1956
01:40:47,780 --> 01:40:49,380
Maybe, maybe he was on drugs.

1957
01:40:49,380 --> 01:40:49,780
This fella.

1958
01:40:49,780 --> 01:40:53,780
Look, let's, let's, let's reanalyze that with some ominous music

1959
01:40:53,780 --> 01:40:57,220
to underscore how fucking mangled he probably was.

1960
01:40:57,220 --> 01:41:06,500
Look at that lads.

1961
01:41:06,500 --> 01:41:08,980
He's definitely on fucking Robitussin or something.

1962
01:41:10,260 --> 01:41:11,540
Look at that face, man.

1963
01:41:11,540 --> 01:41:11,540
Look at that face, man.

1964
01:41:11,540 --> 01:41:13,380
Look at that face, man.

1965
01:41:13,380 --> 01:41:15,860
That's a real gurn scenario, isn't it?

1966
01:41:17,700 --> 01:41:18,420
Fucking high.

1967
01:41:20,820 --> 01:41:21,460
High lads.

1968
01:41:25,300 --> 01:41:28,900
He was off, he was off his cake on the fucking Werner Herzog's men.

1969
01:41:30,820 --> 01:41:34,820
He was doing fucking Cold War shots before he hit the fucking stage, hey.

1970
01:41:36,820 --> 01:41:41,860
Guy was, guy was cross, he was past the Iron Curtain by the time he was receiving his reward.

1971
01:41:41,860 --> 01:42:10,860
*laughs*

1972
01:42:10,860 --> 01:42:15,860
I rest my case. I'm gonna rest my case on that one.

1973
01:42:27,860 --> 01:42:39,860
Back to normal then. Or is it? You wouldn't know. You really wouldn't know. It'd be great if there were some shortcuts built into YouTube for the speed up, speed down. I mean, I know there is some way of just...

1974
01:42:39,860 --> 01:42:48,860
you hold down right on the video and it goes at two by speed, but I want the incremental bits and I also want it to be slowed down as well.

1975
01:42:48,860 --> 01:42:57,860
There probably is something you can do about that, but I mean, I don't know about it myself at this moment in time.

1976
01:42:57,860 --> 01:43:00,860
This really, this 20...

1977
01:43:00,860 --> 01:43:06,860
You, you get the... you're just... you're hopped up on like Robitussin, aren't you?

1978
01:43:06,860 --> 01:43:10,860
I mean, he's just happy to be here. You can tell. He's just...

1979
01:43:11,860 --> 01:43:12,860
Okay, here we go.

1980
01:43:13,860 --> 01:43:14,860
I found out.

1981
01:43:14,860 --> 01:43:15,860
Found out.

1982
01:43:15,860 --> 01:43:16,860
I found out.

1983
01:43:16,860 --> 01:43:17,860
I found out.

1984
01:43:17,860 --> 01:43:18,860
I found out.

1985
01:43:18,860 --> 01:43:19,860
I found out.

1986
01:43:19,860 --> 01:43:20,860
Hit, sorry.

1987
01:43:20,860 --> 01:43:21,860
Asda Tesco.

1988
01:43:21,860 --> 01:43:22,860
Asda...

1989
01:43:22,860 --> 01:43:23,860
Asda's sad.

1990
01:43:23,860 --> 01:43:24,860
Asda G.

1991
01:43:24,860 --> 01:43:25,860
Thank you very much for letting us.

1992
01:43:25,860 --> 01:43:28,860
Hitting the greater than sign will jump to the next speed setting.

1993
01:43:28,860 --> 01:43:35,860
First, it will go to 1.25x and then hitting again will go to 1.5x.

1994
01:43:35,860 --> 01:43:40,860
Okay, this is something that I need to learn and do off stream so when it gets to the stream, I'm just...

1995
01:43:41,860 --> 01:43:49,860
Manager of Turner Learning and Annette Hamilton, executive producer and columnist for ZDNet AnchorDefs.

1996
01:43:49,860 --> 01:43:57,860
Parker there, welcome to the chat box scenario. You're saying that's the dad from That's So Raven TV show.

1997
01:43:57,860 --> 01:44:02,860
I've noticed a few people saying, "Oh, So Raven, So Raven." What? I've never even heard of that.

1998
01:44:03,860 --> 01:44:06,860
Is that a sitcom back in the day or...?

1999
01:44:10,860 --> 01:44:13,860
The music is fucking great, even though the timing is off.

2000
01:44:14,860 --> 01:44:26,700
Hamilton. Executive producer and columnist for ZDNet Anchor Desk.

2001
01:44:43,500 --> 01:44:49,420
What? What? He's back again! This fucker's back again. He must have been on the Robbie Tussons.

2002
01:44:50,140 --> 01:44:57,900
Card style. And who's the lady as well? Is that his wife? But there was an amazing instrument there.

2003
01:44:57,900 --> 01:45:00,380
I'm not sure if it registered in your ears. It was like a...

2004
01:45:09,900 --> 01:45:15,820
Oh no, that's like a fucking... They're playing... How is he getting that sound? And what are you getting that sound?

2005
01:45:15,820 --> 01:45:21,740
Is that a muted guitar? Is he muting the... Pam muting the strings and then playing...

2006
01:45:21,740 --> 01:45:23,740
playing them down the... Yeah.

2007
01:45:23,740 --> 01:45:26,780
Conor Fowler says it's muted, man.

2008
01:45:26,780 --> 01:45:30,700
Just look through the catalogs.

2009
01:45:33,980 --> 01:45:34,700
Yeah, look at that.

2010
01:45:39,420 --> 01:45:44,940
Just look through the catalogs or walk by the aisles in your favorite computer store and you'll see

2011
01:45:44,940 --> 01:45:48,700
hundreds of educators... Didn't get the name of the lady there. He said... He said two people...

2012
01:45:48,700 --> 01:45:54,620
"Executive producer, president and general..." Welcome our next two presenters, Dr. John Richards,

2013
01:45:54,620 --> 01:45:59,420
Senior Vice President and General Manager of Turner Learning and Annette Hamilton,

2014
01:45:59,420 --> 01:46:03,900
Executive Producer and columnist for ZDNet Anchor Desk.

2015
01:46:05,660 --> 01:46:10,860
Does he mean CDNet? Because I don't know... ZDNet might have been a tech thing.

2016
01:46:10,860 --> 01:46:21,580
Hamilton's after you. Annette Hamilton's a real Resident Evil name.

2017
01:46:26,220 --> 01:46:28,220
Boom, boom, boom, boom.

2018
01:46:31,220 --> 01:46:33,220
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

2019
01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:39,720
Oh, yeah.

2020
01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:41,220
Boom, boom, boom.

2021
01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:47,220
Doom, doom, doom, doom.

2022
01:46:49,220 --> 01:46:54,220
Just look through the catalogs or walk by the aisles in your favorite computer store and you'll see--

2023
01:46:54,220 --> 01:47:00,220
Shift +? to display the shortcuts on the video. Shift +?

2024
01:47:02,220 --> 01:47:04,220
Or just Shift +? Is this and then you're--

2025
01:47:05,220 --> 01:47:09,220
I'm not gonna do it now in case it turns everything off.

2026
01:47:10,220 --> 01:47:12,220
The hundreds of educational software titles.

2027
01:47:13,220 --> 01:47:20,220
It's a very competitive field, but as in any creative endeavor, some companies manage to find a way to excel,

2028
01:47:20,220 --> 01:47:26,220
to stand out in the crowd, and accomplish something especially unique or worthy in their field.

2029
01:47:26,220 --> 01:47:33,220
That is what we honor in these next two CODI categories, the Best New Educational Products of the Year.

2030
01:47:33,220 --> 01:47:37,220
The nominees for Best New Overall Educational Software Program are--

2031
01:47:39,220 --> 01:47:41,220
Thinkin' Science Series, Zap.

2032
01:47:43,220 --> 01:47:45,220
Look at that stupid clip art.

2033
01:47:45,220 --> 01:47:46,220
Look at that stupid clip art.

2034
01:47:48,220 --> 01:47:49,220
Took a breath there because--

2035
01:47:49,220 --> 01:47:52,220
I was laughing at the stupid clip art.

2036
01:47:53,220 --> 01:47:54,220
What even is that?

2037
01:47:54,220 --> 01:47:55,220
Is that like a fucking--

2038
01:47:56,220 --> 01:47:57,220
Yeah, we got this funky little dude.

2039
01:47:57,220 --> 01:47:59,220
He's got multicolored hair.

2040
01:47:59,220 --> 01:48:01,220
He's got those star specs.

2041
01:48:01,220 --> 01:48:03,220
He's wearing stupid pink socks.

2042
01:48:03,220 --> 01:48:04,220
I think people are gonna--

2043
01:48:04,220 --> 01:48:06,220
gonna love this little guy.

2044
01:48:07,220 --> 01:48:08,220
Ed Mark.

2045
01:48:08,220 --> 01:48:10,220
Secret Writers Society.

2046
01:48:10,220 --> 01:48:12,220
Panasonic Interactive Media.

2047
01:48:12,220 --> 01:48:14,220
Word Bank Editor.

2048
01:48:14,220 --> 01:48:15,220
Plato Education.

2049
01:48:15,220 --> 01:48:16,220
Prejudice.

2050
01:48:16,220 --> 01:48:18,220
You have selected prejudice.

2051
01:48:18,220 --> 01:48:22,220
It is never too late to give up our prejudices.

2052
01:48:22,220 --> 01:48:25,220
When prejudice is present, justice is not.

2053
01:48:25,220 --> 01:48:30,220
He doesn't let facts get in the way of his prejudices.

2054
01:48:31,220 --> 01:48:34,220
Relate for teens.

2055
01:48:34,220 --> 01:48:35,220
Ripple effect.

2056
01:48:35,220 --> 01:48:39,220
Relate for teens back in the fucking manifold again for another award.

2057
01:48:40,220 --> 01:48:42,220
The Complete National Geographic.

2058
01:48:42,220 --> 01:48:44,220
The Learning Company School Division.

2059
01:48:45,220 --> 01:48:46,220
Community Construction Kit.

2060
01:48:46,220 --> 01:48:48,220
Tom Snyder Productions.

2061
01:48:49,220 --> 01:48:51,220
Old Tommy Schneider's after ya.

2062
01:48:51,220 --> 01:48:54,220
Is fucking your man's hand on her arse, look.

2063
01:48:57,220 --> 01:48:59,220
Your man was on the Ruby Tusson for sure.

2064
01:48:59,220 --> 01:49:04,220
That comment that your man made about the fella who won the award.

2065
01:49:04,220 --> 01:49:11,220
He's hepped up on Ruby Tusson and his ego has inflated to the size of a small country

2066
01:49:11,220 --> 01:49:15,220
because he's won the award and there, look.

2067
01:49:15,220 --> 01:49:16,220
Annette Hamilton.

2068
01:49:18,220 --> 01:49:19,220
Crazy bit of business.

2069
01:49:19,220 --> 01:49:20,220
Crazy bit of business.

2070
01:49:20,220 --> 01:49:21,220
Crazy bit of business.

2071
01:49:21,220 --> 01:49:22,220
Da da da da da da da.

2072
01:49:22,220 --> 01:49:24,220
Boom gone, boom gone.

2073
01:49:24,220 --> 01:49:25,220
Da da da da da.

2074
01:49:25,220 --> 01:49:26,220
Da da da da da.

2075
01:49:26,220 --> 01:49:27,220
Da da da da.

2076
01:49:27,220 --> 01:49:29,220
Boom gone, boom gone, boom.

2077
01:49:29,220 --> 01:49:30,220
Da da da da da da.

2078
01:49:30,220 --> 01:49:32,220
And the Cody Award goes.

2079
01:49:32,220 --> 01:49:33,220
Oh, is that her hand?

2080
01:49:33,220 --> 01:49:34,220
Tom Snyder Productions.

2081
01:49:34,220 --> 01:49:35,220
Did you see that again?

2082
01:49:35,220 --> 01:49:36,220
Look.

2083
01:49:36,220 --> 01:49:37,220
Is that his hand or her hand?

2084
01:49:37,220 --> 01:49:38,220
And the Cody Award goes.

2085
01:49:38,220 --> 01:49:39,220
Oh, is that her hand?

2086
01:49:39,220 --> 01:49:40,220
Tom Snyder Productions.

2087
01:49:40,220 --> 01:49:41,220
Did you see that again?

2088
01:49:41,220 --> 01:49:42,220
Look.

2089
01:49:42,220 --> 01:49:43,220
Is that his hand or her hand?

2090
01:49:43,220 --> 01:49:44,220
And the Cody Award goes.

2091
01:49:44,220 --> 01:49:45,220
Oh, is that her hand?

2092
01:49:45,220 --> 01:49:46,220
Tom Snyder Productions.

2093
01:49:46,220 --> 01:49:47,220
Did you see that again?

2094
01:49:47,220 --> 01:49:48,220
Look.

2095
01:49:48,220 --> 01:49:48,440
Is that his hand or her hand?

2096
01:49:48,440 --> 01:49:49,440
Tom Snyder Productions.

2097
01:49:49,440 --> 01:49:51,440
Oh, she's got her hand behind her back.

2098
01:49:51,440 --> 01:49:52,440
I see.

2099
01:49:52,440 --> 01:50:02,440
I thought your man was fucking really on another plane of rubby tossing.

2100
01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:05,440
I thought he was rubby touching, to be honest.

2101
01:50:05,440 --> 01:50:08,440
But it turns out, it's all okay, folks.

2102
01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:10,440
That was a false alarm.

2103
01:50:10,440 --> 01:50:14,440
He's not doing any dodgy business.

2104
01:50:14,440 --> 01:50:19,440
And the Cody Award goes to a world of learning.

2105
01:50:19,440 --> 01:50:20,440
The complete national geography.

2106
01:50:20,440 --> 01:50:30,600
see there you can see Annette Hamilton's arm second arm is grabbing her first arm. And the

2107
01:50:30,600 --> 01:50:37,960
Cody award goes to watch watch look she's doing this weird arm trick. You need to be an eagle eye

2108
01:50:37,960 --> 01:50:43,720
cherry to notice this stuff guys it's a it's a crazy bit of sleight of hand.

2109
01:50:46,520 --> 01:50:52,520
Thank you very much there anonymous for the tape who says no fuss when you're on the toss.

2110
01:50:55,960 --> 01:50:59,960
And that's a that's a very smooth move that she's making there.

2111
01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:06,840
The complete national geographic curriculum.

2112
01:51:09,160 --> 01:51:11,640
I hope it's a reprise of the first song.

2113
01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:21,080
To a world of learning the complete national geographic curriculum supplement TLC school.

2114
01:51:23,000 --> 01:51:26,680
Accepting the award for the learning company. Accepting the award.

2115
01:51:26,680 --> 01:51:31,320
The school division is Lydia Lewis. A world of learning from.

2116
01:51:31,320 --> 01:51:37,800
But a little. Learning company school division is Lydia Lewis. A world of learning from the learning

2117
01:51:37,800 --> 01:51:45,080
company is a complete archive of the national geographic magazines from 1888 through 1997.

2118
01:51:47,640 --> 01:51:53,560
All right team. It's a real honor to accept this for the writing team. It was Sari Bennett our

2119
01:51:53,560 --> 01:52:00,280
geographer in residence. Susan Gay who kept us on task when we were. Susan Gay's after you. And check out

2120
01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:16,280
the bookie and at the back there. There's some rubby tongue going on. I don't want to alarm anyone. But there is a bit of rubby tongue happening there. I don't know if you noticed it. Apologies, but we need that. The do me music again because it's just.

2121
01:52:16,280 --> 01:52:38,280
It's just. It's very Ben and our geographer. Tonight at nine on prime time. Rubby tongue and the man who won many awards.

2122
01:52:38,280 --> 01:52:40,280
*Sings*

2123
01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:46,280
*Sings*

2124
01:52:46,280 --> 01:52:48,280
*Sings*

2125
01:52:48,280 --> 01:52:50,280
Is this going to work for teachers in the classroom?

2126
01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:52,280
Is this going to actually have a reality check?

2127
01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:56,280
Susan kept us there, and James Pence with his secondary experience.

2128
01:52:56,280 --> 01:53:00,280
I wonder if it was any relation to Mike Pence.

2129
01:53:00,280 --> 01:53:04,280
The interactive group that was supportive of wanting to do high-quality educational things,

2130
01:53:04,280 --> 01:53:07,280
and Mindscape, our great partners, thank you.

2131
01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:09,280
Mindscape is after you.

2132
01:53:09,280 --> 01:53:11,280
This is fantastic.

2133
01:53:11,280 --> 01:53:25,280
*Sings*

2134
01:53:25,280 --> 01:53:27,280
Of course learning in school is only part of the learning process.

2135
01:53:27,280 --> 01:53:31,280
Children also learn, or should learn, at home.

2136
01:53:31,280 --> 01:53:32,280
Right.

2137
01:53:32,280 --> 01:53:34,280
Oh, what's going on here?

2138
01:53:34,280 --> 01:53:38,280
This guy is getting very rubby touchy feely.

2139
01:53:38,280 --> 01:53:40,280
Or is he?

2140
01:53:40,280 --> 01:53:42,280
Have I got that wrong again?

2141
01:53:42,280 --> 01:53:44,280
I might have got it wrong again.

2142
01:53:44,280 --> 01:53:46,280
There was a move there.

2143
01:53:46,280 --> 01:53:50,280
*Sings*

2144
01:53:50,280 --> 01:54:00,280
*Sings*

2145
01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:02,280
*Sings*

2146
01:54:02,280 --> 01:54:04,280
*Sings*

2147
01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:04,280
*Sings*

2148
01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:06,280
*Sings*

2149
01:54:06,280 --> 01:54:11,400
and tools into the home environment from dr seuss to mickey mouse software companies are combining

2150
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:17,080
entertainment value mickey mouse is after you and educational content in a way that makes

2151
01:54:17,080 --> 01:54:24,840
learning on a computer just plain fun the nominees for best new home educational software for children

2152
01:54:24,840 --> 01:54:35,400
are dr seuss preschool but that was a monkey but it's not i think it's a bear doing a hands

2153
01:54:35,400 --> 01:54:45,000
a one-armed handstand software disney's active play a bug's life disney interactive eyewitness

2154
01:54:45,000 --> 01:54:54,440
children's encyclopedia dk multimedia my first amazing history explorer dk multimedia awesome

2155
01:54:54,440 --> 01:55:01,800
animated monster maker math houghton mifflin interactive and the cody award goes to awesome

2156
01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:09,720
animated monster maker math by houghton mifflin interactive

2157
01:55:10,440 --> 01:55:14,440
accepting the award for out mifflin interactive is john

2158
01:55:16,200 --> 01:55:20,840
awesome animated monster maker math is a program that teaches grade school math skills

2159
01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:25,960
higher and higher monsters from a catalogue of monster parks

2160
01:55:30,040 --> 01:55:31,000
higher and higher

2161
01:55:36,920 --> 01:55:42,360
wow this really is a surprise um i actually represent the developer of this software the

2162
01:55:42,360 --> 01:55:48,280
publishers weren't able to attend and the realtree developer he gets all the glory this fella the

2163
01:55:48,280 --> 01:55:54,520
other lads couldn't attend ste thank you very much for the tip look that for a situation there that's a power

2164
01:55:54,520 --> 01:56:05,080
stance that's a real powerful stance and that's the moment he knew he was like yeah i i am the man who have

2165
01:56:05,080 --> 01:56:13,720
who has won this award right now look at me wow this real egon spangler and the boys it is a surprise um i

2166
01:56:13,720 --> 01:56:18,680
actually represent the developer of this software the publishers weren't able to attend and the

2167
01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:25,640
real treat about this is that it was a non-branded product it's the third in the series and in addition to

2168
01:56:25,640 --> 01:56:34,280
thanking um all the people in my company particularly my partner mark lockridge um we really owe a huge debt

2169
01:56:34,280 --> 01:56:41,000
to our publisher hoden mifflin who's stood behind us and supporting this product line for four years now so

2170
01:56:41,720 --> 01:56:54,840
thanks for everyone's vote other cody award winners in the education category or the encyclopedia

2171
01:56:54,840 --> 01:57:02,920
britannica cd-rom multimedia edition which wonderful best educational software upgrade lucas learning's

2172
01:57:03,480 --> 01:57:10,120
computer games star wars droid works one for best new home education program for pre-teens droid works

2173
01:57:10,120 --> 01:57:12,120
rana interactives

2174
01:57:12,120 --> 01:57:25,480
redshift 3 won for best home education program for teens and adults and the national geographic society won the cody award for best online educational product for its expeditions cd and website

2175
01:57:25,480 --> 01:57:36,280
dinosaur based software their educational dinosaur based software by national geographic nintendo's gameboy

2176
01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:41,640
got that real player there as well

2177
01:57:50,600 --> 01:58:03,880
uh we're the classic agnostic guys classic agnostic guys um um thank you very much there conrad for the tape very very kind to you conrad for the tape

2178
01:58:10,200 --> 01:58:17,720
now we move to general consumer software oh yeah

2179
01:58:17,720 --> 01:58:35,880
uh we move to general consumer software and let's welcome our next two presenters first of all gene hayes who is this stew should have been

2180
01:58:35,880 --> 01:58:47,320
fucking presented in the entire thing look he's just dripping with charisma and and presence the other lads just sadly lacking in that department thanks very much there mad

2181
01:58:47,320 --> 01:59:16,920
the president of the president of quality education data joining gene is a man i'm sure you all know of while at bell labs he invented the ccd the charged couple device at fair child i thought cct ccd was color crystal display charged couple device so you'd see that in on sony cameras back in the day a color crystal display on their little fucking monitor stew golden god shafay thank you very much for the

2182
01:59:16,920 --> 01:59:38,920
for the tip he is like a golden god he's like a golden phoenix emerging from the flames of arimathea or like a fabled golden computer man from the mysterious cities of gold far away we they're mythical they do they exist uh sensual piece of pudding thank you very much there a little hop as he comes out you say i'm gonna rewind just to see that little hop

2183
01:59:38,920 --> 02:00:07,160
there you saw that that was smooth right behind the horn he didn't want to fucking put off the saxophonist or the horn player and it looks like he's about to do like a little kind of irish jig there look at that when he he's got that the hands are down by the side nintendo game boy can't really get it on the webcam there but

2184
02:00:07,160 --> 02:00:17,160
look at that and thank you very much there that shafi shafi reads a lot of love for shafi in the uh in the

2185
02:00:17,960 --> 02:00:19,320
the mainframe here tonight

2186
02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:28,280
now we move to general consumer software and let's welcome our next two presenters first of all gene hayes

2187
02:00:28,280 --> 02:00:35,640
who is president of quality education data joining gene is a man i'm sure you all know of while at bell labs

2188
02:00:35,640 --> 02:00:43,320
he invented the ccd the go on stew actually i just want to pretend i was in the audience for fucking and i was paced

2189
02:00:43,320 --> 02:00:46,280
for shoes base here

2190
02:00:55,480 --> 02:00:56,740
Nintendo Game Boy.

2191
02:01:04,940 --> 02:01:07,560
Now we move to general consumer software,

2192
02:01:07,760 --> 02:01:09,260
and let's welcome our next two presenters.

2193
02:01:09,460 --> 02:01:13,460
First of all, Gene Hayes, who is president of Quality Education Data.

2194
02:01:13,860 --> 02:01:17,040
Joining Gene is a man I'm sure you all know of.

2195
02:01:17,120 --> 02:01:21,520
While at Bell Labs, he invented the CCD, the charged coupled device.

2196
02:01:21,520 --> 02:01:24,080
At Fairchild, he developed the first charged...

2197
02:01:24,080 --> 02:01:26,520
...company. Producer!

2198
02:01:27,480 --> 02:01:31,960
...couple image sensor, an essential part of today's video and digital still cameras.

2199
02:01:32,260 --> 02:01:35,860
At Rockwell, he developed breakthrough digital signal processing technology.

2200
02:01:36,660 --> 02:01:37,920
Fucking love you, Stu!

2201
02:01:38,300 --> 02:01:43,560
CEO of National Semiconductor, he increased that company's market cap by $4 billion.

2202
02:01:44,520 --> 02:01:47,840
Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu!

2203
02:01:47,840 --> 02:01:51,000
He's currently on the board of directors of Computer Century Software,

2204
02:01:51,700 --> 02:01:54,740
and perhaps you know him as the former CEO of Apple Computer.

2205
02:01:55,300 --> 02:02:00,100
And the author of the best-selling book, On the Firing Line, My 500 Days at Apple,

2206
02:02:00,440 --> 02:02:02,240
please welcome Dr. Gil Emilio.

2207
02:02:02,340 --> 02:02:03,040
Well, that's, Stu!

2208
02:02:06,140 --> 02:02:07,220
Good evening, Jane.

2209
02:02:07,780 --> 02:02:10,220
Hi, Gil. You know, this is a pretty colorful-looking...

2210
02:02:10,220 --> 02:02:11,720
Good evening, Jane.

2211
02:02:11,720 --> 02:02:12,980
Hi, Gil.

2212
02:02:12,980 --> 02:02:19,500
Thank you very much, Stu, Different League, and Shafae's Post Capitalist, and Andy the Fork,

2213
02:02:19,500 --> 02:02:23,260
who says, "All roads lead to Stu!"

2214
02:02:23,260 --> 02:02:24,660
Crowd out.

2215
02:02:24,660 --> 02:02:26,600
Please welcome Dr. Gil Emilio.

2216
02:02:26,600 --> 02:02:27,540
Thank you. Thank you.

2217
02:02:27,540 --> 02:02:28,100
Thank you.

2218
02:02:28,100 --> 02:02:36,220
Good evening, Jane. Hi, Gil. You know, this is a pretty colorful looking crowd. Good evening, Jane.

2219
02:02:36,220 --> 02:02:51,360
Kind of like IMAX, don't you think? Yeah, I would agree. You know, as I look around, I think it's kind of amazing to see all of these software developers in black tie. When I was at Apple, I had trouble getting them to wear shoes.

2220
02:02:54,500 --> 02:02:58,900
Oh, fuck, sorry. I need to be in the audience for this. Apologies there, lad. Sorry about this.

2221
02:02:58,900 --> 02:03:12,720
Apple, as I look around, I think it's kind of amazing to see all of these software developers in black tie. When I was at Apple, I had trouble getting them to wear shoes. Get off the fucking stage!

2222
02:03:14,000 --> 02:03:29,060
Well, we're all dressed up tonight, and we're looking at some special things in consumer software. Since the consumer is king, so the saying goes, indeed, the consumer market is king when it comes to being an immense opportunity and a tremendous challenge for software developers.

2223
02:03:30,340 --> 02:03:40,800
Tastes and needs change quickly. Product cycle times can be short, and distribution and the struggle for shelf space can be formidable problems to tackle. But if you make it, you can make it big.

2224
02:03:42,100 --> 02:03:50,100
That is a challenge for the finalists in our next category, which honors the best new consumer software program of the year. The nominees are...

2225
02:03:50,100 --> 02:03:52,100
You're outlady.

2226
02:03:52,100 --> 02:04:10,880
Nfish Tracker Pro, Nfish Technology, Tonka Workshop CD-ROM Play Set, Hasbro Interactive, Resume Maker, Deluxe Edition, Individual Software, Robotics Invention System, Lego Technic, MGI Photosuite 2, MGI Software.

2227
02:04:13,100 --> 02:04:15,100
And the Cody Award goes to...

2228
02:04:15,100 --> 02:04:15,100
And the Cody Award goes to...

2229
02:04:15,100 --> 02:04:21,100
Invention System, Lego Technic, MGI Photosuite 2, MGI Software.

2230
02:04:21,100 --> 02:04:23,100
Lego Mindstorms is after you.

2231
02:04:23,100 --> 02:04:25,100
And the Cody Award goes to...

2232
02:04:25,100 --> 02:04:28,100
Robotics Invention Systems by Lego Mindstorms.

2233
02:04:28,100 --> 02:04:43,100
The Robotics Invention System from Lego Mindstorms is a high-end Lego construction set that lets you build robots, which can then be programmed on your personal computer using the Lego programming language RCX...

2234
02:04:43,100 --> 02:04:43,660
RCA?

2235
02:04:44,120 --> 02:04:46,040
Yeah, funky, funky.

2236
02:04:55,860 --> 02:04:58,800
So they pronounce a few things there.

2237
02:04:59,040 --> 02:05:01,420
Stu pronounces Lego, Lego.

2238
02:05:02,420 --> 02:05:05,040
And how rubbish did that look as well?

2239
02:05:05,580 --> 02:05:09,320
Lego Mindstorm, ladies and gentlemen.

2240
02:05:10,100 --> 02:05:12,620
And it's just a fucking claw thing.

2241
02:05:12,920 --> 02:05:13,920
To pick stuff up.

2242
02:05:13,920 --> 02:05:16,900
...is a high-end Lego construction set.

2243
02:05:17,220 --> 02:05:18,520
That lets you build robots.

2244
02:05:18,840 --> 02:05:19,840
Which can then be programmed.

2245
02:05:20,220 --> 02:05:20,760
Game Boy.

2246
02:05:21,140 --> 02:05:22,620
Programmed on your personal computer.

2247
02:05:23,040 --> 02:05:24,880
Using the Lego programming language.

2248
02:05:25,140 --> 02:05:25,500
RCA.

2249
02:05:25,800 --> 02:05:26,980
Nintendo's Game Boy.

2250
02:05:27,280 --> 02:05:27,900
The Xcode.

2251
02:05:28,880 --> 02:05:30,960
Not the same fucker again, is this?

2252
02:05:31,020 --> 02:05:31,900
The same guy.

2253
02:05:32,760 --> 02:05:34,320
That won the award earlier on.

2254
02:05:34,480 --> 02:05:34,700
Please.

2255
02:05:35,180 --> 02:05:36,040
This is rigged.

2256
02:05:38,400 --> 02:05:41,800
That's a different guy, but with a similar face.

2257
02:05:41,800 --> 02:05:43,880
I thought it was going to be Robbie Tusson.

2258
02:05:44,580 --> 02:05:48,520
It's none other than Jimmy Tusson, his brother.

2259
02:05:48,720 --> 02:05:53,320
On behalf of the whole Lego Mindstorm's development team, I just want to say thank you very much.

2260
02:05:53,820 --> 02:05:54,240
Aww.

2261
02:05:54,820 --> 02:05:56,980
And there was a lot of nerves there, guys.

2262
02:05:57,060 --> 02:05:58,580
Maybe he should have hit the Robbie Tusson.

2263
02:05:58,940 --> 02:06:02,200
Your man should have given him a few fucking sniffs of his bottle backstage.

2264
02:06:04,500 --> 02:06:07,840
Maybe this guy was Norwegian, wherever the fuck Lego is from.

2265
02:06:08,380 --> 02:06:10,480
Is it like Scandinavian or something?

2266
02:06:12,280 --> 02:06:12,360
Congratulations.

2267
02:06:12,360 --> 02:06:22,880
Funky, funky.

2268
02:06:25,280 --> 02:06:29,980
On behalf of the whole Lego Mindstorm's development team, I just want to say thank you very much.

2269
02:06:30,640 --> 02:06:31,200
Aww.

2270
02:06:39,060 --> 02:06:40,940
She's still there, look.

2271
02:06:40,940 --> 02:06:41,940
She's still wondering.

2272
02:06:43,260 --> 02:06:49,380
He actually got off the fucking stage faster than the two award announcers.

2273
02:06:50,320 --> 02:06:54,060
So it's left them kind of fucking flat-footed there.

2274
02:06:55,840 --> 02:06:58,320
Mr. Votman, I just want to say thank you very much.

2275
02:07:02,700 --> 02:07:03,420
You're not a killer.

2276
02:07:03,620 --> 02:07:04,040
No, I'm not.

2277
02:07:06,300 --> 02:07:07,020
You're not a killer.

2278
02:07:07,200 --> 02:07:07,640
No, I'm not.

2279
02:07:11,540 --> 02:07:28,160
You know, the question has almost become, what can't you do with a computer?

2280
02:07:28,320 --> 02:07:29,820
It seems, you know, the question...

2281
02:07:29,820 --> 02:07:32,520
Smooth transition, man.

2282
02:07:32,520 --> 02:07:46,360
You know, the question has almost become, what can't you do with a computer?

2283
02:07:46,520 --> 02:07:47,900
It seems every...

2284
02:07:47,900 --> 02:07:48,880
It was a slide.

2285
02:07:49,800 --> 02:07:55,640
It was a slide that warranted a bit of fucking dispatches tonight at nine, did it?

2286
02:07:57,060 --> 02:07:59,380
Shafiz Paul's capitalist, thank you very much for the tip.

2287
02:07:59,600 --> 02:08:02,040
If I missed you there, let's just see that slide.

2288
02:08:02,200 --> 02:08:03,900
Cha-cha slide on the booking.

2289
02:08:10,440 --> 02:08:13,380
I'm on the phone with every fucking studio at night.

2290
02:08:13,560 --> 02:08:15,340
Emily the Gowl, thank you very much.

2291
02:08:16,620 --> 02:08:17,100
Producer!

2292
02:08:31,880 --> 02:08:52,520
Tonight at nine, the slide man.

2293
02:08:52,520 --> 02:08:57,900
What can't you do with a computer?

2294
02:08:57,900 --> 02:09:09,980
It seems every year, the computer platform becomes capable of dealing with new solutions, new applications, new ways of solving problems.

2295
02:09:10,460 --> 02:09:12,600
And of course, it's not the...

2296
02:09:12,600 --> 02:09:16,840
New ways of solving problems.

2297
02:09:17,320 --> 02:09:18,140
The source...

2298
02:09:18,140 --> 02:09:21,140
Robbie, thank you very much for the...

2299
02:09:21,140 --> 02:09:25,960
Computer applications, new ways of solving problems.

2300
02:09:26,480 --> 02:09:30,380
And of course, it's not the computer that does all of this by itself.

2301
02:09:30,640 --> 02:09:31,600
It's the software.

2302
02:09:31,600 --> 02:09:42,360
And all of you seem to constantly find new ways to create software that makes it easier, faster, and more practical to do things with that computer.

2303
02:09:43,000 --> 02:09:45,780
Our next category is a perfect example of that.

2304
02:09:45,780 --> 02:09:49,700
The nominees for best new crystal...

2305
02:09:49,700 --> 02:09:50,680
She comes back in.

2306
02:09:51,540 --> 02:09:54,340
She's on that, like one of those women on the skateboards.

2307
02:09:54,460 --> 02:09:56,660
The nuns on the skateboards in Father Ted there.

2308
02:09:57,000 --> 02:09:59,220
Just rolls into place.

2309
02:09:59,340 --> 02:10:04,080
The floor manager who's moonlighting as the singer is just pushing her back into the manifold there.

2310
02:10:04,080 --> 02:10:24,820
The nominees for best new personal productivity software programs are...

2311
02:10:24,820 --> 02:10:38,380
3D Home Design Suite, Broderbund Software, Quick Keys for Windows, CE Software, L&H Voice Express Professional, Learnit and Houseby.

2312
02:10:39,380 --> 02:10:39,880
Michael...

2313
02:10:39,880 --> 02:10:41,740
Learnit and Houseby, man.

2314
02:10:41,960 --> 02:10:44,240
Big name in the fucking soft space.

2315
02:10:44,840 --> 02:10:46,440
Couple of fucking soft lads.

2316
02:10:46,560 --> 02:10:47,120
L&H...

2317
02:10:47,120 --> 02:10:48,380
Making voice...

2318
02:10:48,380 --> 02:10:50,240
Voice Professional software.

2319
02:10:50,620 --> 02:10:52,420
...H Voice Express Professional.

2320
02:10:53,620 --> 02:10:54,560
Learnit and House...

2321
02:10:54,560 --> 02:10:59,140
I'm going to download and install all of these programs on Windows 98.

2322
02:11:00,300 --> 02:11:01,120
Why not?

2323
02:11:01,220 --> 02:11:02,400
Let's have some fun with you guys.

2324
02:11:02,500 --> 02:11:02,900
Houseby.

2325
02:11:03,880 --> 02:11:05,440
Microsoft Works Suite.

2326
02:11:05,900 --> 02:11:06,380
Microsoft.

2327
02:11:07,600 --> 02:11:10,020
Window on Wall Street Internet Trader Pro.

2328
02:11:10,440 --> 02:11:11,520
Window on Wall Street.

2329
02:11:14,260 --> 02:11:15,480
Big smiles okay.

2330
02:11:15,700 --> 02:11:21,740
I'd have to put on a shirt, the green shirt that allows me to make my head floatable.

2331
02:11:23,180 --> 02:11:24,680
I'm not going to rule it out.

2332
02:11:25,320 --> 02:11:28,400
But let's just see how it transpires and develops.

2333
02:11:28,520 --> 02:11:29,820
I don't want to kill that.

2334
02:11:29,920 --> 02:11:31,540
I don't want to flog that horse.

2335
02:11:31,680 --> 02:11:34,060
I mean, you know I like to flog a dead horse.

2336
02:11:35,740 --> 02:11:37,460
It's not out of the ordinary.

2337
02:11:37,460 --> 02:11:37,740
It's not out of the ordinary.

2338
02:11:37,740 --> 02:11:43,040
But I mean, some horses need a little bit of fucking less flogging every now and again.

2339
02:11:43,680 --> 02:11:46,920
I like to leave it maybe a day or two in between horse floggery.

2340
02:11:46,920 --> 02:11:49,300
Like, you know, with the waterboarding, it was kind of...

2341
02:11:49,300 --> 02:11:53,360
At least I gave that a few days wide berth and then back on it again there yesterday.

2342
02:11:53,500 --> 02:11:54,280
It felt good, you know.

2343
02:11:54,980 --> 02:11:56,680
But look at this lad's bow tie here.

2344
02:11:56,760 --> 02:12:01,420
It's kind of like a leopard print bow tie, which is a bizarre choice.

2345
02:12:01,540 --> 02:12:02,800
You should have just gone with the black.

2346
02:12:04,440 --> 02:12:09,280
And the Cody Award goes to 3D Home Design Suite by Broderbund.

2347
02:12:13,080 --> 02:12:15,440
Broderbund's 3D Home Design Suite features...

2348
02:12:15,440 --> 02:12:20,080
I've never heard that one before.

2349
02:12:20,080 --> 02:12:28,720
There's three complete programs, including Home Architect Deluxe for overall home design, 3D Home Interiors, and Imagine Your Landscape.

2350
02:12:36,720 --> 02:12:42,000
Oh, he really went hard on that last fucking slap bass note there.

2351
02:12:42,000 --> 02:12:59,420
I forgot what I was going to say.

2352
02:13:00,200 --> 02:13:02,520
Oh, nightmare moment.

2353
02:13:02,760 --> 02:13:04,460
Forgetting what you were going to say, just say thank you.

2354
02:13:10,460 --> 02:13:13,300
I'd say it was the bass, the slap bass, threw her.

2355
02:13:15,060 --> 02:13:16,460
I forgot what I was going to say.

2356
02:13:23,180 --> 02:13:26,760
I forgot what I was going to say.

2357
02:13:27,900 --> 02:13:33,560
The home design category has grown at a rate of 80% in the last 12 months,

2358
02:13:33,740 --> 02:13:36,300
and we're very pleased to be a part of that growth.

2359
02:13:36,680 --> 02:13:40,440
There's a lot of exciting things that Broderbund and the learning company are doing,

2360
02:13:40,440 --> 02:13:43,120
and so expect to see more of us.

2361
02:13:43,120 --> 02:13:43,940
Boderbund is that for you.

2362
02:13:44,040 --> 02:13:46,900
Thank you very much to everybody involved, especially our external developers.

2363
02:13:47,420 --> 02:13:47,760
Thank you.

2364
02:13:49,360 --> 02:13:53,080
You think with the communications people that they have at the forefront of the software

2365
02:13:53,080 --> 02:13:54,640
and all that sort of stuff, the marketing,

2366
02:13:55,080 --> 02:13:56,800
that they'd be able to handle this moment?

2367
02:13:57,280 --> 02:13:58,400
...and company are doing,

2368
02:13:59,280 --> 02:14:01,120
and so expect to see more of us.

2369
02:14:01,240 --> 02:14:03,040
Thank you very much to everybody involved,

2370
02:14:03,160 --> 02:14:04,760
especially our external developers.

2371
02:14:05,360 --> 02:14:05,700
Thank you.

2372
02:14:07,660 --> 02:14:10,340
That's why you need Steve Ballmer sort of fucking...

2373
02:14:10,340 --> 02:14:13,200
...developers, developers, developers.

2374
02:14:14,040 --> 02:14:15,660
Especially our external developers.

2375
02:14:16,180 --> 02:14:16,540
Thank you.

2376
02:14:20,340 --> 02:14:23,020
There were five Cody Awards in the games category.

2377
02:14:24,080 --> 02:14:26,020
Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic.

2378
02:14:26,020 --> 02:14:26,300
Oh, my God.

2379
02:14:26,300 --> 02:14:31,020
I am absolutely scared for what the fuck this is.

2380
02:14:31,100 --> 02:14:32,620
Douglas Adams, he...

2381
02:14:32,620 --> 02:14:34,920
Hitchhiker's Guide man, is he?

2382
02:14:35,660 --> 02:14:36,960
What the fuck is this?

2383
02:14:37,060 --> 02:14:37,700
Look at his...

2384
02:14:37,700 --> 02:14:38,920
Look at the face on this.

2385
02:14:39,060 --> 02:14:39,720
Cone heads.

2386
02:14:39,840 --> 02:14:40,460
Conezilla.

2387
02:14:42,020 --> 02:14:43,300
That's fucked up, man.

2388
02:14:43,320 --> 02:14:44,560
It's like a rat, is it?

2389
02:14:44,620 --> 02:14:44,920
It's not.

2390
02:14:45,020 --> 02:14:46,260
It's his face, but it's tilted.

2391
02:14:48,060 --> 02:14:50,460
He's wearing mega headphones as well.

2392
02:14:51,700 --> 02:14:54,300
Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic won the...

2393
02:14:54,300 --> 02:14:57,300
Cody for best new adventure or role-playing...

2394
02:14:57,300 --> 02:14:58,960
Starship Titanic.

2395
02:14:59,960 --> 02:15:02,240
That could be another one to add to the list.

2396
02:15:03,140 --> 02:15:03,600
In-game.

2397
02:15:04,380 --> 02:15:05,340
In-game.

2398
02:15:06,020 --> 02:15:06,580
You're not a killer.

2399
02:15:06,800 --> 02:15:07,220
No, I'm not.

2400
02:15:07,380 --> 02:15:12,040
GT Interactive's Unreal won the Cody for best new arcade action game.

2401
02:15:12,900 --> 02:15:13,700
Unreal, hey.

2402
02:15:13,700 --> 02:15:15,360
Xanadu 2.0.

2403
02:15:15,780 --> 02:15:21,740
The Cody award for best new sports game went to Access Software's Lynx LS 1999.

2404
02:15:22,540 --> 02:15:23,080
Look at that.

2405
02:15:23,200 --> 02:15:29,580
They've just done the kind of green-screened humans into the game.

2406
02:15:30,000 --> 02:15:32,720
I was going to say the graphics are fucking brilliant there, but it's like a...

2407
02:15:32,720 --> 02:15:35,020
The award for best new sports game went to Access Software's...

2408
02:15:35,680 --> 02:15:37,440
That's video of a human.

2409
02:15:37,700 --> 02:15:39,460
Lynx LS 1999 edition.

2410
02:15:40,520 --> 02:15:42,060
Lego Mindstorms won the...

2411
02:15:42,060 --> 02:15:46,700
Lego Mindstorm, but don't fucking hold your breath.

2412
02:15:46,760 --> 02:15:48,080
Don't go to bed just yet.

2413
02:15:48,380 --> 02:15:52,300
Lego Loco is up for an award as well.

2414
02:15:52,300 --> 02:15:55,300
...cody for best new strategy or simulation game for...

2415
02:15:55,900 --> 02:15:57,060
Strategy game.

2416
02:15:57,140 --> 02:15:59,300
...roam about a virtual environment with your avatar...

2417
02:15:59,920 --> 02:16:01,020
...with your train set.

2418
02:16:01,100 --> 02:16:02,600
...Lego Loco program.

2419
02:16:03,340 --> 02:16:09,280
And Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft won the Cody for best new multiplayer online game.

2420
02:16:09,280 --> 02:16:11,280
...Lego Loco.

2421
02:16:11,280 --> 02:16:29,000
Oh yeah.

2422
02:16:29,700 --> 02:16:30,200
So.

2423
02:16:34,200 --> 02:16:36,200
And what's this here?

2424
02:16:36,880 --> 02:16:38,620
Looks like there's a space alien

2425
02:16:38,620 --> 02:16:40,080
where my mouse cursor is.

2426
02:16:40,080 --> 02:16:43,260
I think Stu is still on stage.

2427
02:16:43,340 --> 02:16:45,120
The other books were just rubbish.

2428
02:16:45,440 --> 02:16:46,380
Didn't have the read.

2429
02:16:46,460 --> 02:16:48,200
They didn't radiate the positive energy

2430
02:16:48,200 --> 02:16:49,360
that fucking Stu had.

2431
02:16:51,300 --> 02:16:52,600
They've kept him on.

2432
02:16:55,260 --> 02:16:57,300
So from productivity software,

2433
02:16:57,560 --> 02:16:59,840
we move next to creativity software.

2434
02:17:00,100 --> 02:17:02,280
Please welcome our next presenter of the evening.

2435
02:17:02,760 --> 02:17:05,240
Very well chosen for this particular category.

2436
02:17:05,680 --> 02:17:06,340
What, Stu?

2437
02:17:06,340 --> 02:17:10,420
Siegel, Chief Technology Officer with Industrial Light and Magic.

2438
02:17:10,880 --> 02:17:11,960
Siegel's after you.

2439
02:17:12,720 --> 02:17:15,160
How did you get on in Hong Kong, Siegel?

2440
02:17:18,800 --> 02:17:19,620
Thank you, Stuart.

2441
02:17:19,680 --> 02:17:20,220
It's a pleasure.

2442
02:17:21,980 --> 02:17:24,180
And big news here, guys.

2443
02:17:24,280 --> 02:17:27,300
This guy is called Siegel, I think.

2444
02:17:27,380 --> 02:17:28,380
Let's have a little look here.

2445
02:17:28,760 --> 02:17:31,140
Mr. H.B. Siegel, Chief Technology Officer.

2446
02:17:31,580 --> 02:17:33,840
H.B. Siegel.

2447
02:17:33,880 --> 02:17:36,400
Officer with Industrial Light and Magic.

2448
02:17:37,260 --> 02:17:41,080
It's a Jeff Goldblum situation.

2449
02:17:44,940 --> 02:17:45,600
Thank you, Stuart.

2450
02:17:45,660 --> 02:17:46,720
It's a pleasure to be here.

2451
02:17:46,820 --> 02:17:48,440
They asked me to prepare a short speech,

2452
02:17:48,520 --> 02:17:50,580
so if you'll just kind of stretch out and relax a bit,

2453
02:17:50,620 --> 02:17:51,380
I'll just get started.

2454
02:17:54,380 --> 02:17:56,380
Seriously, this award is to recognize...

2455
02:17:58,920 --> 02:18:07,860
Thank you, Stuart.

2456
02:18:07,940 --> 02:18:08,980
It's a pleasure to be here.

2457
02:18:09,080 --> 02:18:10,680
They asked me to prepare a short speech,

2458
02:18:10,780 --> 02:18:12,840
so if you'll just kind of stretch out and relax a bit,

2459
02:18:12,880 --> 02:18:13,660
I'll just get started.

2460
02:18:15,260 --> 02:18:16,760
Get off the fucking stage!

2461
02:18:16,840 --> 02:18:19,160
Seriously, this award is to recognize

2462
02:18:19,160 --> 02:18:21,380
the Best New Home Creativity Program.

2463
02:18:21,820 --> 02:18:23,780
In Hollywood, or whether you're in Hollywood

2464
02:18:23,780 --> 02:18:25,480
or Northern California as we are,

2465
02:18:25,760 --> 02:18:27,380
it's impossible to be in this business,

2466
02:18:27,900 --> 02:18:30,440
whether you're a director, producer, artist,

2467
02:18:30,640 --> 02:18:32,000
technical director, any of those roles,

2468
02:18:32,080 --> 02:18:34,000
without being familiar with software.

2469
02:18:34,620 --> 02:18:36,000
Jeff Goldblum is after you.

2470
02:18:36,000 --> 02:18:38,680
We've found ways to integrate Barbie Home Photo Designer

2471
02:18:38,680 --> 02:18:40,000
into our production process.

2472
02:18:40,100 --> 02:18:41,780
We are ever seeking to do so.

2473
02:18:42,320 --> 02:18:44,120
So without further ado,

2474
02:18:44,120 --> 02:18:47,240
the nominees for Best New Home Creativity Software Program.

2475
02:18:47,620 --> 02:18:48,220
Here's Shai.

2476
02:18:49,500 --> 02:18:52,000
Adobe Photo Deluxe, Adobe Systems,

2477
02:18:52,960 --> 02:18:55,060
Lego Creator, Lego Technic,

2478
02:18:55,900 --> 02:18:58,940
Barbie Photo Designer, Digital Camera, and CD-ROM,

2479
02:18:59,400 --> 02:19:00,100
Mattel Media,

2480
02:19:01,100 --> 02:19:03,860
Microsoft Graphics Studio Home Publishing 99,

2481
02:19:04,580 --> 02:19:05,060
Microsoft,

2482
02:19:06,120 --> 02:19:08,660
American Greetings Crafts, Mindscape.

2483
02:19:11,460 --> 02:19:14,940
And the winner is Lego Creator by Lego Media.

2484
02:19:15,880 --> 02:19:16,360
Stu!

2485
02:19:16,360 --> 02:19:16,380
Stu!

2486
02:19:16,380 --> 02:19:18,200
Stu! Stu! Stu!

2487
02:19:18,200 --> 02:19:21,200
It lets young people design virtual 3D worlds

2488
02:19:21,200 --> 02:19:23,920
with usable objects, animated effects,

2489
02:19:24,220 --> 02:19:26,980
and the ability to view your unique Lego world

2490
02:19:26,980 --> 02:19:28,520
from various perspectives.

2491
02:19:28,520 --> 02:19:33,860
They're singing, they're singing it as well.

2492
02:19:34,760 --> 02:19:36,040
And I think it's the same book

2493
02:19:36,040 --> 02:19:37,860
who had a little bit of a fucking

2494
02:19:37,860 --> 02:19:39,660
nervous,

2495
02:19:40,280 --> 02:19:42,820
Norris time at the podium the last time.

2496
02:19:42,940 --> 02:19:45,480
hopefully he's got a little bit more courage this time around

2497
02:19:45,480 --> 02:19:47,440
for his amazing creation,

2498
02:19:47,680 --> 02:19:48,580
Lego Creator.

2499
02:19:48,760 --> 02:19:51,340
The winner is Lego Creator by Lego Media.

2500
02:19:53,660 --> 02:19:57,640
Lego Creator lets young people design virtual 3D worlds

2501
02:19:57,640 --> 02:19:59,180
with usable objects,

2502
02:19:59,580 --> 02:20:00,400
animated effects,

2503
02:20:00,760 --> 02:20:03,440
and the ability to view your unique Lego world

2504
02:20:03,440 --> 02:20:04,820
from various perspectives.

2505
02:20:04,820 --> 02:20:14,280
What's he saying there?

2506
02:20:33,560 --> 02:20:35,200
You dig?

2507
02:20:39,320 --> 02:20:40,260
Whoa.

2508
02:20:40,800 --> 02:20:42,120
There was a...

2509
02:20:42,120 --> 02:20:44,440
At the back, someone in the fucking audience

2510
02:20:44,440 --> 02:20:46,620
maybe trying to G him up.

2511
02:20:50,580 --> 02:20:51,180
Whoa.

2512
02:20:53,000 --> 02:20:53,980
Pretty amazing.

2513
02:20:55,100 --> 02:20:58,140
Luke says it's grazing in the grass

2514
02:20:58,140 --> 02:20:59,120
by the Ventures.

2515
02:21:00,640 --> 02:21:03,200
Is that true, Luke, or is it just something you're...

2516
02:21:03,200 --> 02:21:05,360
you're putting out there for the crack?

2517
02:21:06,360 --> 02:21:09,480
Grazing in the grass.

2518
02:21:12,840 --> 02:21:14,260
The Ventures.

2519
02:21:14,260 --> 02:21:14,360
The Ventures.

2520
02:21:14,360 --> 02:21:15,520
The Ventures.

2521
02:21:15,520 --> 02:21:15,900
The Ventures.

2522
02:21:15,900 --> 02:21:17,480
The Ventures.

2523
02:21:17,480 --> 02:21:18,000
The Ventures.

2524
02:21:18,000 --> 02:21:19,420
The Ventures.

2525
02:21:19,420 --> 02:21:19,900
The Ventures.

2526
02:21:19,900 --> 02:21:20,420
The Ventures.

2527
02:21:20,420 --> 02:21:21,120
The Ventures.

2528
02:21:21,120 --> 02:21:21,420
The Ventures.

2529
02:21:21,420 --> 02:21:22,000
The Ventures.

2530
02:21:22,000 --> 02:21:22,000
The Ventures.

2531
02:21:22,000 --> 02:21:22,800
The Ventures.

2532
02:21:22,800 --> 02:21:23,420
The Ventures.

2533
02:21:23,420 --> 02:21:24,000
The Ventures.

2534
02:21:24,000 --> 02:21:24,000
The Ventures.

2535
02:21:24,000 --> 02:21:24,900
The Ventures.

2536
02:21:24,900 --> 02:21:25,300
The Ventures.

2537
02:21:25,300 --> 02:21:25,740
Oh, nice.

2538
02:21:25,740 --> 02:21:25,900
The Ventures.

2539
02:21:25,900 --> 02:21:26,480
The Ventures.

2540
02:21:26,480 --> 02:21:27,100
The Ventures.

2541
02:21:27,100 --> 02:21:39,640
The Ventures.

2542
02:21:39,640 --> 02:21:42,220
Grazing in the grass, so much you dig.

2543
02:21:50,740 --> 02:21:52,660
There's no lyrics, though, is there?

2544
02:21:52,660 --> 02:21:56,220
Your man just came up with some lyrics of his own making, did he?

2545
02:21:57,280 --> 02:22:00,120
Lego World from various perspectives.

2546
02:22:07,300 --> 02:22:07,900
Whoa.

2547
02:22:07,900 --> 02:22:08,400
Hello.

2548
02:22:09,900 --> 02:22:10,700
Pretty amazing.

2549
02:22:10,700 --> 02:22:14,020
Pretty amazing stuff again.

2550
02:22:14,380 --> 02:22:21,080
Again, I'm just a stand in here for the people at Superscape and Lego Media International, so on their behalf, thank you very much.

2551
02:22:24,740 --> 02:22:29,520
The other Cody Award winner in the consumer software category was Intuit's Quicken Deluxe.

2552
02:22:29,520 --> 02:22:30,860
Higgins isn't simple.

2553
02:22:31,580 --> 02:22:33,300
Quicken Deluxe, 99.

2554
02:22:33,860 --> 02:22:34,700
Thank you very much there.

2555
02:22:34,700 --> 02:22:37,700
Stew is anti-matter, somebody says there.

2556
02:22:37,700 --> 02:22:39,100
Thank you very much for the tip.

2557
02:22:39,100 --> 02:22:41,580
Which won the Cody for Best Consumer Software Upgrade.

2558
02:22:42,180 --> 02:22:46,380
In the online category, Broderbund's FamilyTreeMaker.com.

2559
02:22:47,260 --> 02:22:49,460
Broderbund was asking questions about you.

2560
02:22:51,060 --> 02:22:52,220
FamilyTreeMaker.com.

2561
02:22:52,340 --> 02:22:52,580
Twisted.

2562
02:22:52,580 --> 02:22:53,760
One for the best internet.

2563
02:22:54,180 --> 02:22:57,100
Anonymous, thank you very, very much for the tip there.

2564
02:22:58,060 --> 02:23:00,160
Anonymous for your tip.

2565
02:23:00,800 --> 02:23:02,300
I hope you are well.

2566
02:23:02,660 --> 02:23:04,420
And to Kony as well.

2567
02:23:05,080 --> 02:23:06,320
Thank you for your tip, Kony.

2568
02:23:06,460 --> 02:23:08,700
Goodbye, my Kony Island baby.

2569
02:23:10,540 --> 02:23:11,300
Just a song.

2570
02:23:11,400 --> 02:23:12,360
I'm not calling you my baby.

2571
02:23:12,460 --> 02:23:13,060
It's just a song.

2572
02:23:13,380 --> 02:23:14,320
Commerce website.

2573
02:23:15,120 --> 02:23:16,240
Thanks for the tip, though.

2574
02:23:16,460 --> 02:23:19,140
Cody for Best Overall Worldwide Website.

2575
02:23:19,160 --> 02:23:20,240
This is the Cody Awards.

2576
02:23:20,320 --> 02:23:21,980
You should have won a Kony for that.

2577
02:23:26,340 --> 02:23:26,740
Twisted.

2578
02:23:34,860 --> 02:23:35,540
Ulster as well.

2579
02:23:35,540 --> 02:23:36,980
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2580
02:23:36,980 --> 02:23:39,340
Went to the Discovery Channel Online.

2581
02:23:44,860 --> 02:23:45,860
Fix the volume.

2582
02:23:45,860 --> 02:23:46,260
Is this the end?

2583
02:23:46,260 --> 02:23:46,540
Is it too low?

2584
02:23:46,540 --> 02:23:50,640
Is it too low?

2585
02:23:50,700 --> 02:23:52,680
Am I too low coming through the fucking mainframe?

2586
02:23:52,780 --> 02:23:53,420
Or what's the story?

2587
02:23:53,720 --> 02:23:55,340
Fix the volume, ED89.

2588
02:23:55,600 --> 02:23:55,800
Is it?

2589
02:23:55,880 --> 02:23:57,880
Is the show too low?

2590
02:23:58,660 --> 02:24:00,200
How low can we go, though?

2591
02:24:00,640 --> 02:24:01,540
That's the question.

2592
02:24:04,120 --> 02:24:05,120
Sorry about that.

2593
02:24:05,700 --> 02:24:06,760
Turn my volume up.

2594
02:24:06,820 --> 02:24:08,500
Turn my volume up to about there, maybe.

2595
02:24:08,720 --> 02:24:09,700
Says it's peaking there.

2596
02:24:10,740 --> 02:24:11,500
Peaking duck.

2597
02:24:12,140 --> 02:24:12,560
Now?

2598
02:24:14,000 --> 02:24:15,260
Maybe I'm okay now.

2599
02:24:16,060 --> 02:24:17,380
Maybe I'm okay now.

2600
02:24:20,760 --> 02:24:21,700
Yeah, I'm good.

2601
02:24:22,440 --> 02:24:23,200
Fine now.

2602
02:24:23,620 --> 02:24:25,380
Thank you very much there, T-Maloon.

2603
02:24:26,380 --> 02:24:29,820
Why does it keep banging me with the anonymous?

2604
02:24:29,820 --> 02:24:30,800
Says T-Maloon.

2605
02:24:30,900 --> 02:24:31,480
I don't know.

2606
02:24:31,580 --> 02:24:33,040
Do you write T-Maloon in the tip?

2607
02:24:33,100 --> 02:24:35,000
Or do you write something kiki?

2608
02:24:35,220 --> 02:24:35,760
Who knows?

2609
02:24:37,720 --> 02:24:43,140
I have no idea how this Streamlabs system works.

2610
02:24:45,920 --> 02:24:50,800
There must be some kind of magic at play so people don't say any bad shit.

2611
02:24:50,900 --> 02:24:51,740
Best debut of the year.

2612
02:24:52,220 --> 02:24:54,600
And best new software program of the year.

2613
02:24:54,740 --> 02:24:55,680
Now it says I'm clipped.

2614
02:24:55,780 --> 02:24:56,820
Someone is saying I'm clipping.

2615
02:24:56,980 --> 02:24:57,140
Now.

2616
02:24:58,140 --> 02:25:01,640
I'm just going to talk at this level.

2617
02:25:02,220 --> 02:25:02,900
This level.

2618
02:25:03,320 --> 02:25:04,260
Let's get back to Stu.

2619
02:25:04,380 --> 02:25:06,200
It's not about me anymore, okay?

2620
02:25:06,340 --> 02:25:07,720
It's about this man here.

2621
02:25:10,120 --> 02:25:13,340
All right, we are down to the two final awards of the evening.

2622
02:25:13,560 --> 02:25:14,740
Best debut of the year.

2623
02:25:15,480 --> 02:25:15,800
Bed.

2624
02:25:16,360 --> 02:25:19,620
I like the way he pronounces the S as a Z sometimes as well.

2625
02:25:20,360 --> 02:25:24,920
Obviously, if you know this, I do enjoy every part of the man's pronunciation.

2626
02:25:26,040 --> 02:25:29,200
And T-Maloon, thank you very much for the tip there.

2627
02:25:29,280 --> 02:25:30,200
I hope you're getting on well.

2628
02:25:30,640 --> 02:25:33,040
And best new software program of the year.

2629
02:25:33,540 --> 02:25:35,980
So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our next two presenters,

2630
02:25:35,980 --> 02:25:38,420
Gail Littlejohn, vice president of...

2631
02:25:38,420 --> 02:25:39,660
Littlejohn.

2632
02:25:39,880 --> 02:25:40,800
LexisNexis.

2633
02:25:41,760 --> 02:25:42,840
LexisNexis.

2634
02:25:44,240 --> 02:25:47,000
And Brapp Zanagan, thank you very much.

2635
02:25:47,220 --> 02:25:50,900
As the Mandalorian says, this is Shafi.

2636
02:25:51,180 --> 02:25:55,860
Please welcome our next two presenters, Gail Littlejohn, vice president of LexisNexis,

2637
02:25:56,120 --> 02:25:58,120
and joining us again, Robert Urich.

2638
02:26:03,320 --> 02:26:04,740
Hello, it's good to be here.

2639
02:26:05,680 --> 02:26:06,320
Our next co-

2640
02:26:06,320 --> 02:26:06,900
Oh.

2641
02:26:06,900 --> 02:26:07,400
Hello.

2642
02:26:18,400 --> 02:26:18,820
Hello.

2643
02:26:18,820 --> 02:26:19,660
It's good to be here.

2644
02:26:30,380 --> 02:26:31,300
Our next...

2645
02:26:31,300 --> 02:26:31,760
Our next...

2646
02:26:31,760 --> 02:26:33,760
...quotry awards...

2647
02:26:33,760 --> 02:26:35,760
...category...

2648
02:26:35,760 --> 02:26:39,760
...is...

2649
02:26:39,760 --> 02:26:45,300
...testimate to the incredible role the internet is playing in redefining what software is,

2650
02:26:45,300 --> 02:26:48,220
and in changing the distribution.

2651
02:26:48,220 --> 02:26:53,520
If the proof is in the pudding, the power is in the applications.

2652
02:26:53,520 --> 02:26:56,680
...model for how the consumer gets to use that application.

2653
02:26:56,680 --> 02:27:04,980
Almost all the finalists in this software category are internet-related, either websites or enabled applications.

2654
02:27:04,980 --> 02:27:08,320
We now honor the best brand new software application.

2655
02:27:08,320 --> 02:27:11,440
The nominees for the best debut of the year are...

2656
02:27:11,440 --> 02:27:12,620
Your mag gets bullied.

2657
02:27:12,740 --> 02:27:12,940
Bingo.

2658
02:27:13,020 --> 02:27:13,960
Thank you very much for the tip.

2659
02:27:15,180 --> 02:27:18,640
Strange, bizarre air around these two guys here.

2660
02:27:18,700 --> 02:27:20,540
Best brand new software application.

2661
02:27:21,200 --> 02:27:24,320
The nominees for the best debut of the year are...

2662
02:27:26,320 --> 02:27:27,740
The Ultimate Cookbook.

2663
02:27:28,280 --> 02:27:29,280
Dinnerware Publishing.

2664
02:27:29,700 --> 02:27:31,020
Fucking dinnerware, man.

2665
02:27:31,740 --> 02:27:34,700
If you were the best in the bays back in the day...

2666
02:27:35,700 --> 02:27:38,700
Back end, front end, whatever end...

2667
02:27:38,700 --> 02:27:44,100
Then there was no other fucking house you wanted to be working at other than dinnerware publishing.

2668
02:27:44,240 --> 02:27:50,860
These guys ruled the roost when it came to culinary-based software delights.

2669
02:27:51,860 --> 02:27:53,060
Software offerings.

2670
02:27:53,460 --> 02:27:54,580
Sean Kiblihan.

2671
02:27:54,840 --> 02:27:56,240
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2672
02:27:56,580 --> 02:28:02,280
I hope that you are having a great Sunday evening and enjoying this dinnerware publishing scenario.

2673
02:28:02,280 --> 02:28:04,840
The writing track.

2674
02:28:05,540 --> 02:28:06,640
Advantage software.

2675
02:28:08,240 --> 02:28:08,900
E-team.

2676
02:28:09,500 --> 02:28:10,320
Infocast.

2677
02:28:11,640 --> 02:28:13,140
Developer training for Java.

2678
02:28:13,700 --> 02:28:14,800
MindCube Publishing.

2679
02:28:16,160 --> 02:28:17,400
Onhealth.com.

2680
02:28:18,120 --> 02:28:20,160
Get the sleep you need.

2681
02:28:20,380 --> 02:28:21,500
Health network company.

2682
02:28:21,500 --> 02:28:26,500
And the Cody award goes to...

2683
02:28:27,760 --> 02:28:29,980
Your Our Lady.

2684
02:28:30,720 --> 02:28:32,040
Thank you very much.

2685
02:28:32,120 --> 02:28:33,060
Thank you very much there.

2686
02:28:33,600 --> 02:28:35,280
Stewing in my own juice now.

2687
02:28:35,380 --> 02:28:36,020
Very kind of you.

2688
02:28:37,060 --> 02:28:38,500
Dinnerware Publishing Inc.

2689
02:28:38,600 --> 02:28:39,640
Best debut of the year.

2690
02:28:45,580 --> 02:28:50,580
Accepting the award for dinnerware publishing are Susan and David Purcell.

2691
02:28:50,960 --> 02:28:59,480
The ultimate cookbook website, youcook.com, is the only recipe search engine on the web that lets you find recipes by any search criteria.

2692
02:28:59,480 --> 02:29:00,980
Real like a baby!

2693
02:29:01,140 --> 02:29:04,980
Ethnic origin, cookbook author, or nutritional requirements.

2694
02:29:05,620 --> 02:29:09,600
Massive squeeze in case he gave the woman there.

2695
02:29:09,680 --> 02:29:11,280
I think he just blanks the fella.

2696
02:29:12,320 --> 02:29:14,220
Microgen, cook recipes by...

2697
02:29:14,220 --> 02:29:20,900
And then a real sour bass note at the end coincided with your man going up to the podium.

2698
02:29:20,900 --> 02:29:27,420
And it sounded, because he was closer to the microphone, it sounded as though his stomach was making a noise.

2699
02:29:27,560 --> 02:29:28,700
See if you can notice that there.

2700
02:29:28,780 --> 02:29:29,620
Research criteria.

2701
02:29:30,120 --> 02:29:31,060
Including ingredients.

2702
02:29:31,060 --> 02:29:31,720
Ethics.

2703
02:29:32,980 --> 02:29:34,600
Terminal, thank you very much for the tip.

2704
02:29:36,100 --> 02:29:36,580
Producer!

2705
02:29:39,280 --> 02:29:41,220
Ethnic origin, cookbook author.

2706
02:29:41,320 --> 02:29:42,200
They gave him a handshake.

2707
02:29:42,200 --> 02:29:43,640
Author or any search criteria.

2708
02:29:44,040 --> 02:29:45,120
Including ingredients.

2709
02:29:46,280 --> 02:29:50,440
It's a sensual back and head grab.

2710
02:29:50,740 --> 02:29:51,580
Ethnic origin.

2711
02:29:52,300 --> 02:29:55,360
And an ethnically origined handshake cookbook.

2712
02:29:56,080 --> 02:30:01,460
And listen to this bass note here as the fella, as he moves towards the podium here.

2713
02:30:01,780 --> 02:30:03,240
Or nutritional requirements.

2714
02:30:04,900 --> 02:30:06,740
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up, I think.

2715
02:30:08,020 --> 02:30:09,620
I thought he said he was gonna come or something.

2716
02:30:10,000 --> 02:30:13,160
The bass note didn't really land there for me, actually.

2717
02:30:13,660 --> 02:30:14,960
In retrospect, guys.

2718
02:30:16,040 --> 02:30:17,920
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up, I think.

2719
02:30:18,900 --> 02:30:20,800
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up, I think.

2720
02:30:21,780 --> 02:30:25,080
I would like all the venture capitalists in the room to raise their hands.

2721
02:30:28,920 --> 02:30:30,840
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up, I think.

2722
02:30:30,840 --> 02:30:31,720
I'm gonna throw up.

2723
02:30:31,720 --> 02:30:32,600
I would like.

2724
02:30:32,600 --> 02:30:33,640
I'm gonna throw up.

2725
02:30:33,640 --> 02:30:36,760
I think all the venture capitalists in the room to raise their hands.

2726
02:30:38,040 --> 02:30:39,340
How'd they help put their heads down?

2727
02:30:39,340 --> 02:30:39,840
Okay.

2728
02:30:39,840 --> 02:30:41,080
We're in the middle table.

2729
02:30:41,080 --> 02:30:43,220
We have business cards, business plans and terms.

2730
02:30:43,220 --> 02:30:44,360
How'd they help put their heads down?

2731
02:30:44,360 --> 02:30:44,860
Okay.

2732
02:30:44,860 --> 02:30:46,280
We're in the middle finger.

2733
02:30:46,280 --> 02:30:46,680
In the middle.

2734
02:30:46,680 --> 02:30:47,680
Table.

2735
02:30:47,680 --> 02:30:49,560
What kind of a point is that?

2736
02:30:49,560 --> 02:30:51,640
I thought it was a middle fingered point, but it's not.

2737
02:30:51,640 --> 02:30:54,680
It's a raising of the middle knuckle.

2738
02:30:55,720 --> 02:30:58,280
See, if I was gonna point down at a table, I'd go like that.

2739
02:30:59,240 --> 02:31:00,360
But he's gone like this.

2740
02:31:03,800 --> 02:31:07,320
Which is very, it's unorthodox.

2741
02:31:08,360 --> 02:31:09,560
But it works, I suppose.

2742
02:31:10,520 --> 02:31:11,000
Table.

2743
02:31:11,000 --> 02:31:13,400
We have business cards, business plans and term sheets.

2744
02:31:15,000 --> 02:31:17,640
Seriously, this is an amazing honor for us.

2745
02:31:17,640 --> 02:31:26,360
Because we're not anywhere near the Silicon Valley.

2746
02:31:26,360 --> 02:31:28,040
We're on the coast of Maine.

2747
02:31:28,040 --> 02:31:30,520
Yes, thank you.

2748
02:31:30,520 --> 02:31:34,360
We have so many people to thank.

2749
02:31:34,360 --> 02:31:39,640
We have Michael Lang, Jim Noonan, Mike Foster, who wasn't able to be here tonight.

2750
02:31:39,640 --> 02:31:42,440
An incredible indexer, Alexandra Nickerson.

2751
02:31:42,440 --> 02:31:45,720
We even had our lawyer come down from San Francisco for this.

2752
02:31:45,720 --> 02:31:48,680
Oh, this is amazing.

2753
02:31:49,400 --> 02:31:55,080
We're really grateful to be in a place where we can offer something of service to everyone,

2754
02:31:55,080 --> 02:31:56,840
because the space that we all have to eat.

2755
02:31:56,840 --> 02:31:58,280
Thank you very much.

2756
02:31:58,280 --> 02:31:58,760
Thanks.

2757
02:32:05,480 --> 02:32:10,200
The finalists for the Best New Software Program of the Year show us how broad and diversified

2758
02:32:10,200 --> 02:32:11,560
the software industry is.

2759
02:32:12,200 --> 02:32:13,480
What a range of products.

2760
02:32:14,200 --> 02:32:16,040
A music production tool.

2761
02:32:16,040 --> 02:32:18,200
A server application for thin clients.

2762
02:32:18,680 --> 02:32:22,120
A new Lego toy that lets you design and program your creations.

2763
02:32:22,120 --> 02:32:23,960
Not fucking Lego again.

2764
02:32:23,960 --> 02:32:25,160
On a PC.

2765
02:32:25,160 --> 02:32:28,920
Lego absolutely dominated the software sphere in 99.

2766
02:32:28,920 --> 02:32:32,920
A creative tool for adding graphics and multimedia to a website.

2767
02:32:32,920 --> 02:32:36,040
And a totally new way to understand the world we live in.

2768
02:32:36,040 --> 02:32:40,440
I don't know how we could have selected a winner from these finals, but someone had to do it.

2769
02:32:40,440 --> 02:32:41,320
It's a great idea.

2770
02:32:41,320 --> 02:32:44,360
So, the nominees for the Best New Software Program of the Year are...

2771
02:32:44,360 --> 02:32:49,080
Citrix Metaframe.

2772
02:32:49,080 --> 02:32:50,200
Citrix Systems.

2773
02:32:50,200 --> 02:32:52,200
Cybermaster.

2774
02:32:52,200 --> 02:32:52,840
Lego.

2775
02:32:54,120 --> 02:32:55,960
Beautiful titles, in fairness.

2776
02:32:55,960 --> 02:32:58,600
They should have won the award just for the titles alone.

2777
02:32:58,600 --> 02:32:59,480
What was the other one?

2778
02:32:59,480 --> 02:32:59,880
Power...

2779
02:32:59,880 --> 02:33:01,800
Power Master or something.

2780
02:33:01,800 --> 02:33:03,480
Technic.

2781
02:33:03,480 --> 02:33:05,160
Fireworks.

2782
02:33:05,160 --> 02:33:06,120
Macromedia.

2783
02:33:06,120 --> 02:33:07,240
Fireworks.

2784
02:33:07,240 --> 02:33:08,280
Macromedia.

2785
02:33:08,280 --> 02:33:09,560
That become...

2786
02:33:09,560 --> 02:33:14,360
Did fireworks go on to become Dreamweaver or Flash?

2787
02:33:15,240 --> 02:33:18,440
Maybe Flash was already in the works.

2788
02:33:18,440 --> 02:33:19,400
National Geotechnic.

2789
02:33:20,280 --> 02:33:21,080
Fireworks.

2790
02:33:21,080 --> 02:33:22,200
Macromedia.

2791
02:33:23,240 --> 02:33:24,760
National Geographic Maps.

2792
02:33:24,760 --> 02:33:25,640
Mindscape.

2793
02:33:26,520 --> 02:33:27,080
Acid.

2794
02:33:27,080 --> 02:33:27,880
Sonic...

2795
02:33:27,880 --> 02:33:29,240
Acid.

2796
02:33:29,240 --> 02:33:31,240
Sonic the Hedgehog.

2797
02:33:33,080 --> 02:33:36,600
Someone got a raw deal in the edit suite there at the end.

2798
02:33:36,600 --> 02:33:37,640
Master.

2799
02:33:37,640 --> 02:33:38,920
Lego Technic.

2800
02:33:39,800 --> 02:33:40,600
Fireworks.

2801
02:33:40,600 --> 02:33:41,720
Macromedia.

2802
02:33:42,760 --> 02:33:44,280
National Geographic Maps.

2803
02:33:44,280 --> 02:33:45,160
Mindscape.

2804
02:33:46,040 --> 02:33:46,600
Acid.

2805
02:33:46,920 --> 02:33:47,800
Sonic Foundry.

2806
02:33:49,400 --> 02:33:51,720
Acid only got one little bit of footage.

2807
02:33:51,720 --> 02:33:52,920
One little...

2808
02:33:52,920 --> 02:33:53,640
Acid.

2809
02:33:54,520 --> 02:33:56,800
Looks like a music...

2810
02:33:57,760 --> 02:33:58,400
thing is it?

2811
02:33:58,400 --> 02:33:59,680
Or an audio...

2812
02:33:59,680 --> 02:34:00,320
Fucking thing.

2813
02:34:03,760 --> 02:34:06,640
Digital audio workstation...

2814
02:34:06,640 --> 02:34:07,920
of the time possibly.

2815
02:34:08,400 --> 02:34:09,120
Acid.

2816
02:34:09,120 --> 02:34:10,080
Sonic Foundry.

2817
02:34:12,400 --> 02:34:15,360
For the National Geographic Society, I'm Robert Urich.

2818
02:34:15,360 --> 02:34:16,080
Good night.

2819
02:34:16,080 --> 02:34:17,680
The National Geographic Maps.

2820
02:34:19,440 --> 02:34:20,960
So National Geographic Maps.

2821
02:34:20,960 --> 02:34:22,240
This is before Google.

2822
02:34:22,240 --> 02:34:24,960
I was saying fucking Compton's World Atlas Deluxe.

2823
02:34:25,520 --> 02:34:29,440
I need to download National Geographic Maps and check that out.

2824
02:34:31,040 --> 02:34:33,280
And some more tongue work from Ulrich.

2825
02:34:34,000 --> 02:34:35,280
Check out Ulrich's tongue.

2826
02:34:39,520 --> 02:34:40,000
Lovin' it.

2827
02:34:40,000 --> 02:34:40,400
So he was.

2828
02:34:40,400 --> 02:34:44,640
It's a nice bit of Fender Roads action.

2829
02:34:44,640 --> 02:34:46,720
Is it into the high register of that?

2830
02:34:46,720 --> 02:34:50,480
It's a collection of all the foldout maps.

2831
02:34:50,480 --> 02:34:55,200
Mindscape's National Geographic Maps is a collection of all the foldout maps.

2832
02:34:59,520 --> 02:35:02,160
Ever printed in National Geographic magazine.

2833
02:35:02,160 --> 02:35:02,400
It's a...

2834
02:35:02,400 --> 02:35:04,480
I think it's a Hammond, says fella.

2835
02:35:04,480 --> 02:35:05,600
I beg your pardon.

2836
02:35:05,600 --> 02:35:08,320
The collection comes on an eight CD-ROM set.

2837
02:35:12,960 --> 02:35:13,600
Come on.

2838
02:35:13,600 --> 02:35:14,560
Let's go.

2839
02:35:16,080 --> 02:35:16,720
Hey, Com...

2840
02:35:16,720 --> 02:35:18,000
Who won that?

2841
02:35:18,000 --> 02:35:18,400
Was it...

2842
02:35:18,400 --> 02:35:18,720
Oh yeah.

2843
02:35:18,720 --> 02:35:19,920
It was National Geographic.

2844
02:35:19,920 --> 02:35:22,240
I wonder if he gonna say there at the...

2845
02:35:22,240 --> 02:35:23,920
At the fucking podium.

2846
02:35:23,920 --> 02:35:26,160
Hey, how about that Compton's?

2847
02:35:26,160 --> 02:35:26,720
You watching?

2848
02:35:27,520 --> 02:35:28,880
He says, "Hey, Com...

2849
02:35:29,680 --> 02:35:31,040
Cut off before I said the rest."

2850
02:35:31,600 --> 02:35:34,000
I've just got Compton's on the head from earlier on.

2851
02:35:34,000 --> 02:35:36,240
Collection comes on an eight CD-ROM set.

2852
02:35:39,920 --> 02:35:41,120
Graphic magazine.

2853
02:35:41,120 --> 02:35:43,680
The collection comes on an eight CD-ROM set.

2854
02:35:45,120 --> 02:35:46,640
A celebration.

2855
02:35:46,640 --> 02:35:46,800
Celebration.

2856
02:35:50,800 --> 02:35:51,600
Comptons.

2857
02:35:51,600 --> 02:35:52,320
Come on.

2858
02:35:52,320 --> 02:35:53,360
Lego.

2859
02:35:55,440 --> 02:35:55,680
Hey.

2860
02:35:56,240 --> 02:35:58,880
The women at that table were fucking loving that.

2861
02:35:58,880 --> 02:36:06,320
I'd say by this stage, several hours into the proceedings, multiple bottles of wine had been quaffed.

2862
02:36:06,960 --> 02:36:07,680
Resulting in...

2863
02:36:08,800 --> 02:36:09,840
Pissed mams.

2864
02:36:10,800 --> 02:36:12,480
Pissed mams situation, look.

2865
02:36:17,360 --> 02:36:18,880
The celebration.

2866
02:36:20,160 --> 02:36:21,760
Your mother's pissed, yeah.

2867
02:36:21,760 --> 02:36:25,600
Weep, weep, weep, weep, weep, weep, weep, weep, weep.

2868
02:36:28,480 --> 02:36:30,560
Your old lady's pissed, yeah.

2869
02:36:30,560 --> 02:36:32,640
Hey, content rules.

2870
02:36:32,640 --> 02:36:32,960
Yeah.

2871
02:36:33,840 --> 02:36:34,720
What the fuck?

2872
02:36:34,720 --> 02:36:36,160
Content rules, is this?

2873
02:36:37,280 --> 02:36:37,920
Or comp...

2874
02:36:37,920 --> 02:36:38,400
What did...

2875
02:36:38,400 --> 02:36:38,640
What...

2876
02:36:40,640 --> 02:36:42,160
Is he predicting the future with that?

2877
02:36:42,160 --> 02:36:42,800
Come on.

2878
02:36:44,160 --> 02:36:46,240
Hey, content rules.

2879
02:36:46,240 --> 02:36:46,560
Yeah.

2880
02:36:48,320 --> 02:36:52,960
I'd like to thank over a thousand cartographers who worked on this product over the years.

2881
02:36:53,760 --> 02:37:01,120
I'd like to thank our partners, Mindscape, Design Alliance, the designers that put real creativity

2882
02:37:01,120 --> 02:37:02,080
to this product.

2883
02:37:02,080 --> 02:37:02,800
Don't steal them.

2884
02:37:03,680 --> 02:37:03,920
And...

2885
02:37:03,920 --> 02:37:04,480
...and...

2886
02:37:04,480 --> 02:37:04,880
...just that...

2887
02:37:04,880 --> 02:37:06,480
Lovely little sting there.

2888
02:37:06,480 --> 02:37:08,640
...put real creativity to this product.

2889
02:37:08,640 --> 02:37:09,360
Don't steal them.

2890
02:37:10,160 --> 02:37:10,720
And...

2891
02:37:10,720 --> 02:37:14,480
Was there a wink though, as if to say, "You're gonna steal it, I know you are."

2892
02:37:14,480 --> 02:37:16,080
Put real creativity to this product.

2893
02:37:16,080 --> 02:37:25,580
there's a bit of a wink though it's like you might you might steal it i know you're gonna

2894
02:37:25,580 --> 02:37:35,060
steal it don't fucking steal it a celebration uh design alliance the designers that put real

2895
02:37:35,060 --> 02:37:41,800
creativity to this product don't steal them and uh last but not least uh our team at national

2896
02:37:41,800 --> 02:37:48,120
geographic interactive it was more of a squint rupert says it wasn't a sly wink it was more of

2897
02:37:48,120 --> 02:37:52,620
a squint as if to say i'm fucking watching you thank you very much thank you

2898
02:37:52,620 --> 02:38:02,560
that's it for our highlights of me look at the fucking shoulder roll shoulder roll on your one

2899
02:38:02,560 --> 02:38:09,840
in the blue dress she she's already won an award so she's completely high on the grapes of wrath

2900
02:38:09,840 --> 02:38:19,980
a bit of shoulder rollage here a little shoulder a rolling shoulder

2901
02:38:19,980 --> 02:38:32,320
your mother's shoulder for our highlights of the 1999 cody awards thanks for joining us and

2902
02:38:32,320 --> 02:38:35,980
live from los angeles pretty good times to fuck

2903
02:38:35,980 --> 02:38:45,780
the computer chronicles is brought to you by bigstar.com i apologize we've only got one in but i mean it was a nice swifty

2904
02:38:45,780 --> 02:38:51,400
and uh we'll be back at some other stage in hopefully the not too distant future

2905
02:38:51,400 --> 02:38:58,500
what we do know what we can see is we learned a lot about software in the late 90s lego absolutely

2906
02:38:58,500 --> 02:39:05,720
lego absolutely dominating dominating but some absolute classic pieces from the time i've forgotten

2907
02:39:05,720 --> 02:39:11,320
and i will uh venture forth into the fucking web sphere to try and download those

2908
02:39:11,320 --> 02:39:17,940
for maybe a whiz bang on the old virtual box at another time all i can see is thanks very much for

2909
02:39:17,940 --> 02:39:22,400
joining us and thank you very much for watching tuning in thanks for everybody who people who tipped

2910
02:39:22,400 --> 02:39:30,520
donald rumsfeld the winking coder and this man this man we'll show you how to create the simplest kind of program a macro

2911
02:39:30,520 --> 02:39:44,940
we'll show you a software package that teaches you the fundamentals of big time programming we'll look at writing software for the internet with macromedia's flash and a programming language even adults can master rcx from lego mindstorms

2912
02:39:44,940 --> 02:39:49,400
lego mindstorms real world of heavy duty software code as we take a look inside

2913
02:39:49,400 --> 02:39:55,860
inside the programming team at electronic arts it's all coming up next week on the computer chronicles

2914
02:39:55,860 --> 02:40:03,320
that was abrupt as fuck it usually goes on for a while like

2915
02:40:03,320 --> 02:40:04,320
oh

2916
02:40:04,320 --> 02:40:24,320
thanks for the tip there tombolo away let me try and get that again and a programming language even adults can master rcx from lego mindstorms plus a visit to the real world of heavy duty software code as we take a look inside the programming team at electronic arts it's all coming up next week on the computer chronicles

2917
02:40:24,320 --> 02:40:30,780
on the computer chronicles thank you
